Dear returning Carmageddon fans
These last years, the CWA Board assimilated what was archived from many old Carmageddon forums, including the whole of the Official Carmageddon.com Forums.
If you wish to merge any previous account you might have had with your new or existing CWA account, don't hesitate to reach out to us !
These last years, the CWA Board assimilated what was archived from many old Carmageddon forums, including the whole of the Official Carmageddon.com Forums.
If you wish to merge any previous account you might have had with your new or existing CWA account, don't hesitate to reach out to us !
Carma Be Your Valentine?
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love Carmageddon more than… wait, pedestrians first !
- Sleazy Jupiter
- pedestrian
- Posts: 1
- Joined: Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:04 am
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love Carmageddon more than what does Gay Jesus think about this.
- vampiricbeing
- pedestrian
- Posts: 4
- Joined: Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:24 am
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I LOVE CARMAGEDDON MORE THEN![u]raping peds with vlads car with the corpse harvister powerup[/u]
- MortalMaxx
- pedestrian
- Posts: 21
- Joined: Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:35 pm
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love Carmageddon more than Batwick loves his beard.
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love Carmageddon more than.... mr Romance loves his soulmate.
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love Carmageddon more than Stella Stunna loves Diablo Cow Level.
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love Carmageddon more than sticking my wiener in random places in front of a vicar.
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love carma more than kill those bastard oldies after they've asked for help, goddamnmatherfuckersdaughtersofthebitchesfromhell !!!
Yeap, 15 words.
Yeap, 15 words.
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love Carmageddon more than my grandma. 3:-)
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love Carmageddon more than… planning how wickedly I will grin while running over my ex-boyfriend's Bobbit.
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love carmageddon more than pies as i prefer my meat running scared until BAM omnomnom mmmm beef!
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love Carmageddon more than the war!
- Applejuice
- pedestrian
- Posts: 2
- Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:10 am
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love Carmageddon more than smashing victims by a giant hammer.
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love Carmageddon more than I love Carmageddon !!!!
- Ray Murderiz
- driver
- Posts: 99
- Joined: Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:35 am
Carma Be Your Valentine?
i Love Carmageddon More That Incestous mothers and pedo priests
- tinpirimpi
- pedestrian
- Posts: 1
- Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:20 am
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love carmageddon more than Die Anna
Carma Be Your Valentine?
i Love Carmageddon More than getting a driving licence and driving to work eatch day.
- Rosenkrantz
- pedestrian
- Posts: 1
- Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:47 pm
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love Carmageddon more than a pig loves not being bacon.
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love Carmageddon more than the Dreamytime Escorts love their client sponsored drinking binges!
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love Carmageddon more than I fear Armageddon!?!
- Too-DAMN-Much
- speed freak
- Posts: 641
- Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:26 pm
Carma Be Your Valentine?
i love carmageddon more than i love cheating at these contests! ;)
- random_monkey
- motorized monkey
- Posts: 2878
- Joined: Fri Sep 08, 2000 4:00 pm
- Location: Burton, Midlands, England
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love Carmageddon more than having oral sex with zombies
- I Break for Rainbows
- driver
- Posts: 95
- Joined: Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:15 pm
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love Carmageddon more than Bunnies in my breeches!
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love Carmageddon more than hugging a nice dead bear
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love Carmageddon more than meat. I'm not vegetarian because I love animals, I'm vegetarian because I hate plants.
- Ubiquitous Umberto
- mechanic
- Posts: 29
- Joined: Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:13 am
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love Carmageddon more than Point Break, even though that movie had skydiving, bank robberies, surfing, and Keanu Reeves.
Happy Valentines day!
Happy Valentines day!
- CarmaLimit
- pedestrian
- Posts: 5
- Joined: Sat Feb 16, 2013 9:16 pm
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love Carmageddon more than killing Bieber with a six-barreled rotating cannon shooting nuclear rockets.
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love Carmageddon more than sex with fish
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love Carmageddon more than playing strip poker with Jenny Talia and Pussy LaGore in an unheated boiler room.
- HellRider666
- pedestrian
- Posts: 1
- Joined: Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:53 pm
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love Carmageddon more than Carmageddon 2! :p
- Teutonicus
- turbo bastard
- Posts: 283
- Joined: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:00 am
- Location: GERMANY
Carma Be Your Valentine?
I love Carmageddon more than having a free breast surgery done by Dr. Sawbones
- Zchwein666
- pedestrian
- Posts: 1
- Joined: Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:56 pm
Carma Be Your Valentine?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I Love Carmageddon more that coagulated blood.
Carma Be Your Valentine?
Thanks for all your entries - this competition is now closed and the winners will be revealed shortly.
Ex-Carmageddon Community Manager - Carmageddon.com
Carma Be Your Valentine?
Hello! Our “I love Carmageddon” competition has been judged and I can reveal our three lucky winners are
A Special #bumthumbing shout to Trent! ;) And Another big thanks for all the entries it really brightens up the day and it really is hard to pick winners , in my eyes YOUR ALL WINNERS!
Sim
- MOST RANDOM: Sleazy Jupiter for “I love Carmageddon more than what does Gay Jesus think about this”.
- MOST CORRECT: The Urban Spaceman for “I love Carmageddon more than Sim loves a big penis in her... notepad”
- MOST DISTURBING: Jimday for “I love Carmageddon more than sticking my wiener in random places in front of a vicar”
A Special #bumthumbing shout to Trent! ;) And Another big thanks for all the entries it really brightens up the day and it really is hard to pick winners , in my eyes YOUR ALL WINNERS!
Sim
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