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These last years, the CWA Board assimilated what was archived from many old Carmageddon forums, including the whole of the Official Carmageddon.com Forums.
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This forum gathers all the official activity that accompanied the revival.
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DEMENTOR
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Post by DEMENTOR »

Kickstarter for Carmageddon! Well, it’s better than Max claiming his mental disability benefits!
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Dave3d
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Post by Dave3d »

Is there only 1 entry per pereson?

I read the rules, and it said nothing about how many entries we could do.

If only 1, here is mine:

Peds with stupid heads. Wall climber. Pedestrian barberque. Mutant tail thingy. Kick that.
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B.A.
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Post by B.A. »

Here's my entry:

Things racing through my head, this time they ask, istead of instant running over. Carma-get-on!

comment: instead of "they" there can be a "we"
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MickiMatsu
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Post by MickiMatsu »

"Take it as an investment, a single piledriver-bonus will pay it all back again!"
A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'
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TZC
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Post by TZC »

Hi everyone. My 15 words:

"Troll do gooders! Sponsor Reincarnation on Kickstarter.

Publishers lack carhunas. Carmageddon 2013 - Make it happen!"
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jdayke
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Post by jdayke »

Max is back and he's running low on fuel. Why not to help him?
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Dave3d
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Post by Dave3d »

OK

Since there has been NO word on wether we can more than 1 entry, I am going to list all of mine now:

Kick what? Kick it old school.

MOH? COD? MWF? Nah. Kickstart real gaming.

Peds with stupid heads. Wall climber. Pedestrian barberque. Mutant tail thingy. Kick that.

You got pedestrian in my grill! No, you got grill in my pedestrian!

Do you remember when games were fun? Carmageddon Farms remembers.

You know what really grinds my gears? When kickstarters fail.

I love the smell of Carmageddon kikcstarter in the morning.

Are you kickstarting me? Are you kickstarting me? You must be, cause I dont see no other fun games around!

So I drove over her liver while eating fava beans and a nice chianti.

My name is Inigo Montoya. Publishers killed gaming. Prepare to kickstart.

My name is Inigo Montoya. Publishers killed gaming. Prepare to drive.
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Ouroboros Omega
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Post by Ouroboros Omega »

Here is mine: "Kickstart this game or I'll have to kickstart my car and come kickstart your arse!"
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Epitaph
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Post by Epitaph »

Kicking for screaming

Well i'll give it a 8/10. I can do better...
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TurboDonkey007
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Post by TurboDonkey007 »

Kickstart your Carmageddon Craving today! Maim, splat and smash tomor.....February!
meh
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Simista
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Post by Simista »

Alreet People! just to confirm.. you can have multiple entries if you like :)

Sim xxxx
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jdayke
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Post by jdayke »

Who could assume Max will survive the apocalypse? It's time to kick the pedal to the metal!

Start your engines! Kick the pedal to the metal! Carma on Kickstarter.

Publishers goes evil. Carma can make them go evil dead.

With Kickstarter I can be a part of Reincarnation of Carmageddon!

With Kickstarter every Reincarnation may happen. Max is back!

Give a few bucks to Max for my happy childhood, thanks to Kickstarter.
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B.A.
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Post by B.A. »

-Every-body needs a lift somewhere in his life, in this case a kick to the Max!

-Don't you enjoy anticipatory pleasure? This kickerstarter does start our Carma engines!
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nardi0640j
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Post by nardi0640j »

~Max is back driving his hot rod up your ass in search for cash~

~Licking her for money, if we had more money she wouldn't be a horse~

~Attention all, save granny give us money and we'll kick her ass to you~
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elenasiegmanfan
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Post by elenasiegmanfan »

The KickStarter is a perfect choice because Everyone must help out one another as human beings,with love as brothers and sisters, Then we run each-other over in the end, Like the evil S.O.B's WE ARE!
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Post by elenasiegmanfan »

"Everyone must help one another as humans, Then we run each-other over in the end!"

Carma 4 Ever!
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Post by Teutonicus »

cut-off limbs and flooded by gore - donate to max - he´ll give you more!
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Post by ronxx83 »

My entrie are.

1: because in real life an cunning stunt bonus doesn't do the trick.

2: Carmageddon kickstart, because Max Damage could drive in your neighborhood as well.

3: Kickstart! for those who need money, from those whom need carmageddon.

now just a question. What if the $4000.000 wont be reached? No carmageddon?

Or just at a later time? or will this piece of art have a spot next to Carmageddon 4?

just wondering.....
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ronxx83
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Post by ronxx83 »

Mom, Max doesn't wanna kickstart. (Mom) That's because we don't own a credit card.
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iggii
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Post by iggii »

Stop kicking like a small crying pedestrian baby, now you can kickstart him for real!
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panic
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Post by panic »

We got bonuses for your credits, the Carmageddon way

Think of the peds, start kicking those creds
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B.A.
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Post by B.A. »

This is not an entry, just a comment:

If kickstarter succeeds, also the critics, newspapers and such are going to see how many people want this game so badly! :)
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B.A.
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Post by B.A. »

Every engine needs a start, so donate for good Carma!
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Teutonicus
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Post by Teutonicus »

edit: cut-off limbs and floods of gore - a kickstarter donation will give you more!
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MostHated
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Post by MostHated »

Kickstart is great for Carmageddon because in from where not can shit dolphins, gentlemen.
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stygimoloch
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Post by stygimoloch »

We're holding a donation drive... to survive! Hang on to yer helmet!

OMG lol, 'hang on to yer helmet.' I only just got that.
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Tamarinde
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Post by Tamarinde »

Upping my pledge soon, this game has to come out!!!!!
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Ouroboros Omega
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Post by Ouroboros Omega »

1) "Kickstarting the apocalyse... boring, kickstarting doomsday... easy, kickstarting Carmageddon... challenge accepted!"

2) "Insert witty kickstarter related one-liner here."

3) "Who cares about 3D, Max will make you 2D in no time at all."

4) "Max needs new brakes... He still won't stop for you though."

5) "Just let me get an artistic splatter bonus and then I'll donate."

6) "Why donate to dog shelters? Donate to Carmageddon and then we can solve both problems."

7) "Steal from the rich... Give to Carmageddon."

My brain just stopped working completely, I'm going to stop now.
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adirat
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Post by adirat »

"A kick in the head for Max Damage: Reincarnation"
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Fireman
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Post by Fireman »

"Reincarnation isn´t free. No donation, no ruination!"

Just "No donation, no ruination!" would be fine as well.

"Kickstarting only works on bikes? We're here to prove you wrong!"

"We kickstart cars, to start kicking arse" (it rhymes and arse is some weird British slang, double score)

"Freedom isn't free. It costs 400.000 dollars... at least... maybe a bit more."
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Fireman
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Post by Fireman »

Since I can't edit for some reason I just thought of this as well:

"Like Buddha says: "No donation, no reincarnation"

While this might be mocking a religion, it might get some more attention. Could also be "Like the Buddhist church says" but I like Buddha better.
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Post by Razor »

Fireman wrote:"Reincarnation isn´t free. No donation, no ruination!"
You really should have gone with: "Damnnation! No donation, no Reincarnation!" - GTA2 reference
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Fireman
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Post by Fireman »

Razor wrote:
Fireman wrote:"Reincarnation isn´t free. No donation, no ruination!"


You really should have gone with: "Damnnation! No donation, no Reincarnation!" - GTA2 reference

Yeah "Buddha Saves: Damnation! No donation, no reincarnation!" was my first idea, but it was too obvious a reference, so in the end I went with the above.
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B.A.
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Post by B.A. »

-Put some cash into this Reïncarnation, because real life damage is more expensive!

-Carmageddon is putting up a race again... and like al races... it needs sponsors

-A computer crash fun? Help Carmageddon back on track and we'll show you!

-Many people and beliefs have faith in Reïncarnation... do you? Donate for Carmageddon Reincarnation!

-Tired of donating? This good cause gives the do-gooders something back! So support Carmageddon Reincarnation.

Now i'm going to roll back into my bed! Good night Carmagetters!
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Post by DistFist_ing »

Here are some tasty entries:

1. Mindless road rage thrashin',only when Max hears you kick the cash in.

2. Carmageddon: Reincarnation Max's out with your kickstart salvation.

3. Can you put a value on crooked carma smiles? Now kickstart for full bore intestines!

Enjoy. I know I just did!
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