Hemlok

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:30 pm

B.A. wrote:Cool mirrors! Bit Terminator ;)

Aren't you affraid people will steal parts from your car?

They'd have to have a full set of tools with them, I don't just glue things on you know :-P

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:10 pm

This is what happens when the steering column snaps and the car decides to swerve off the road to headbutt (and destroy) a wall...

Don't worry, that was over a year ago, these are old pics I've just found again...

AlexTSK · Post by **AlexTSK** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:32 pm

I thought those were old seeing as there were no skeletal hands for mirrors :P

Aww look at that second pic, he's a sad beetle :'(

Jimothey · Post by **Jimothey** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:51 pm

Bloodstability wrote:I thought those were old seeing as there were no skeletal hands for mirrors :P
Aww look at that second pic, he's a sad beetle :'(

I was thinking the same thing. you just want to pet it and say "awww there there, it'll be ok"

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:03 pm

Bloodstability wrote:I thought those were old seeing as there were no skeletal hands for mirrors :P
Aww look at that second pic, he's a sad beetle :'(

SHE!!! I only get inside females ;-)

AlexTSK · Post by **AlexTSK** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:13 pm

Jimothey wrote:
Bloodstability wrote:I thought those were old seeing as there were no skeletal hands for mirrors :P
Aww look at that second pic, he's a sad beetle :'(

I was thinking the same thing. you just want to pet it and say "awww there there, it'll be ok"

Toxic, don't let Jim pet your female!

Jimothey · Post by **Jimothey** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:16 pm

Nothing happened OK! NOTHING!....

AlexTSK · Post by **AlexTSK** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:19 pm

Ye I bet that's...oh forget it (insert obligatory 'what she said' joke here)

Jimothey · Post by **Jimothey** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:53 pm

Insert something about 'she' not being able to say anything, but flashing lights and opening/closing doors in an excited Herbie like fashion.

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:11 pm

Jimothey wrote:Insert something about 'she' not being able to say anything, but flashing lights and opening/closing doors in an excited Herbie like fashion.

She's done that once when the spotlights came on for no reason, blinding the oncoming traffic... took me ages to calm her down :-P

Jimothey · Post by **Jimothey** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:19 pm

I bet. what was it? another Bug? or other generic german vehicle? or maybe a Mini?

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:56 pm

Jimothey wrote:I bet. what was it? another Bug? or other generic german vehicle? or maybe a Mini?

A taxi... she was trying to blind the driver :-P

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:56 pm

New stuff...

Specht · Post by **Specht** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 7:49 pm

Now THAT doesn't look legal.

I wouldn't want to be run over by a bug with that bumper. =p

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:22 pm

Specht wrote:Now THAT doesn't look legal.
I wouldn't want to be run over by a bug with that bumper. =p

What's not legal about rusty barbed wire? ;-)

shane · Post by **shane** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:41 pm

Was wondering when the next 'Hemlok' update would be - definitely looking like a car I would NOT want to meet whilst I'm walking the streets!

Looking good, though it needs more spikes!

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:46 pm

shane wrote:though it needs more spikes!

Just what I was thinking... I'll have to work on that :-P

MOT coming up next month, so any 'fancy stuff' will have to wait till I've done any work that needs doing to pass...

shane · Post by **shane** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:51 pm

Toxic wrote:
shane wrote:though it needs more spikes!

Just what I was thinking... I'll have to work on that :-P

MOT coming up next month, so any 'fancy stuff' will have to wait till I've done any work that needs doing to pass...

Like removing the stuff that will cause it to fail by any chance? :p

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:11 pm

shane wrote:
Toxic wrote:
shane wrote:though it needs more spikes!

Just what I was thinking... I'll have to work on that :-P

MOT coming up next month, so any 'fancy stuff' will have to wait till I've done any work that needs doing to pass...

Like removing the stuff that will cause it to fail by any chance? :p

Nope, nothing needs removing for the MOT :-P

But I have had to add something... specifically a piece of metal in the rear floor, just about the spot where there wasn't any ;-)

BattleMetalChris · Post by **BattleMetalChris** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:53 am

'Air Conditioning' that is. Not a hole at all.

Fuel · Post by **Fuel** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:59 pm

Toxic, you realise Carmageddon isn't real right? :-P

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:12 pm

Fuel wrote:Toxic, you realise Carmageddon isn't real right? :-P

How dare you suggest such a thing!!! :-o

Lutz G · Post by **Lutz G** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:35 pm

Toxic wrote:

Awesome!

I wonder how a "Fahrzeugkontrolle" on a German Autobahn would look like *g*

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:38 pm

MOT'd for another year! :-D

shane · Post by **shane** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:25 pm

Toxic wrote:MOT'd for another year! :-D

I would love to see who does your MOT!

"So Sir, what is all this barbed wire at the front of your vehicle for?"

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:52 pm

shane wrote:
Toxic wrote:MOT'd for another year! :-D

I would love to see who does your MOT!

"Just have a look in the boot... oops, I appear to have nudged you slightly and you've fallen in... and now the bonnet's slammed shut and you're trapped in there... yes I can open it, but I'll need an mot pass first..." :-P

(yes, a Beetle has a bonnet covering the boot...)

The Urban Spaceman · Post by **The Urban Spaceman** » Fri Aug 24, 2012 7:27 am

No wonder you linked this in your sig. I'm a little bit lost for words to describe how good this car looks. The Carma sticker on the back is just the cherry on the icing on the cake. If I ever get the time & find a suitable motor I would love to do my own Carma inspired car.

One thing though. Where the fuck do you live dude? Me & Shane are both residents of the UK & so many parts of your car would not only fail an MOT here but would almost certainly get you arrested the first time a pig (cop) drove past. Specifically the spikes, bumpers & mirrors. All very much illegal here! I've often wondered if I could find a foam like material that looks like metal to make fake spikes but I'm guessing yours aren't fake!

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:57 pm

The Urban Spaceman wrote:Me & Shane are both residents of the UK & so many parts of your car would not only fail an MOT here but would almost certainly get you arrested the first time a pig (cop) drove past. Specifically the spikes, bumpers & mirrors. All very much illegal here!

That's what you think ;-)

The Urban Spaceman · Post by **The Urban Spaceman** » Wed Sep 05, 2012 10:07 pm

Yes it is lol. Are you seriously telling me that car is your main form of transport, you live in the UK & it just passed a genuine MOT?

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Wed Sep 05, 2012 11:08 pm

The Urban Spaceman wrote:Yes it is lol. Are you seriously telling me that car is your main form of transport, you live in the UK & it just passed a genuine MOT?

I'm not telling you anything without my lawyer present :-P

The Urban Spaceman · Post by **The Urban Spaceman** » Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:04 pm

Why the secrecy?? I'm genuinely curious here! Please don't force me to search the web for answers. I just wanna know if I can put metal spikes on my new car without getting arrested!

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:43 pm

The Urban Spaceman wrote:Why the secrecy?? I'm genuinely curious here! Please don't force me to search the web for answers. I just wanna know if I can put metal spikes on my new car without getting arrested!

I don't think Plod would take kindly to big metal spikes on a vehicle ;-)

Why the secrecy? Cos I'm a fugitive from the law, for a crime I most certainly did commit... honest :-P

The Urban Spaceman · Post by **The Urban Spaceman** » Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:07 pm

I give up lol. At the very least I'm gonna have a Carmageddon sticker or 2 on my car. So many peds so little time :)

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:59 pm

Customised my speedo from the dull (and too dark to see at night) green it used to be to a more Carmalike red...

nobby · Post by **nobby** » Fri Jan 04, 2013 2:25 pm

That speedo looks gorgeous Toxic! I'm sure the standard dials in a Beetle are almost the same as the early 911 dials, and so I also recall how bloody hopeless they are at night. I'd have LOVED to have that sort of look in my '74 3.0L RS lookalike! Would've matched the red rear rollcage and 3-point harness perfectly (ahh, I miss that car...).

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