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This forum gathers all the official activity that accompanied the revival.
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Simista
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Post by Simista »

Sim here with another competition for you! OMG ANOTHER ONE? YES! We decided to run ANOTHER competition, to give EVERYONE a chance to win some of our lovely Carmageddon SWAG!

To read the rest of this competition please visit the competition page. To enter, please submit your entry as post to this thread.
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Crowbar
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Post by Crowbar »

"Shit your grannies tiny cocks was like repulsificating on god damn Die Anna"
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Fireman
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Post by Fireman »

Me and my brother have a box full of fridgerator words we do this with, but they don't contain insults so they're funnier to use :P

Still must be possible to get some hilarious out of this.
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lilryanps3
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Post by lilryanps3 »

You god damn french kissing, piss flap twat. I'm so going to smear repulsificating cocks on your cunt.
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Razor
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To download the BETA Mod and more information on my other work, visit me @ https://razor.cwaboard.co.uk
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DeeJayDragon
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Post by DeeJayDragon »

"Max Damage fisting giant bunnies in the arsehole and smashing tiny stunt grannies with a repulsificating meat velociraptor."
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X_VanTagE_X
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Post by X_VanTagE_X »

"Max Damage want to spread and stick is giant solid granit meat into Die Anna tiny lovebucket so God Damn bad the bitch is shitting fluffy guts with gibs in panic."

Not my most poetic moment, I agree. But it's the best I could come up with, so there you go...
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Fireman
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Post by Fireman »

Can we use a word twice or is it limited to actually only having one pair of fridge magnets?
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Jordamn
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Post by Jordamn »

"Bunnies with solide granite cocks love to repulsificating peds tiny arsehole and grannies mutant boobs want to smear shit on your head".
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tr3m0r
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Post by tr3m0r »

"I fisting your giant God Damn Velociraptor bunnies like shit."
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Wolfhart
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Post by Wolfhart »

'Mutant cows fisting bunny twat flaps.'
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Simista
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Post by Simista »

Fireman - yep your limited to this one set of fridge magnets :) so no doubling up ;)
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Hawkery
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Post by Hawkery »

[Holy][shit] [I'm][on][Cows][French kissing][Grannies][mode][!]
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Fireman
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Post by Fireman »

That was tough;



In words:

The destruction of Carmageddon Reincarnation is a elderly motherfucker

God Damn!

Spreadin' panic and mayhem, this holy bastard was going to piss into your car and smear shit on Max Damage.

Bonus: Wasted grannies french-kissing many pedestrians!

Argh, so bad... tiny little boobs.
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Invenometa
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Post by Invenometa »

Eagle guts stick in your meat and shitting bunnies spread on the granite.
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ronxx83
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Post by ronxx83 »

Max Damage like arsehole shitting cows to splatter and Die Anna like tiny boobs and solid granite cock.

This is funny, because it is treu.....

Not my real entry..
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gabrielonuris
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Post by gabrielonuris »

I'm repulsificating your stupid little cunt with solid tiny cocks.
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MyLittleVodka
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Post by MyLittleVodka »

stupid bunnies piss on Die Anna boobs
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flykas
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Post by flykas »

War is bitch, son. Repuslificatin tiny cocks was like frenchkissing bunnies.God damn I love going holy. Pinball cows into shitting mode. Stick Eagle in giant boobs of elderly solid granite Velociraptor!
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Rectalpinist
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Post by Rectalpinist »

Tiny peds smashing the Eagle with giant solid granite cocks. Coming Stunt.
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Fuel
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Post by Fuel »

Bunnies love the GodDamn giant solid mutant cocks.
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ahandmadegrin
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Post by ahandmadegrin »



A solid granite car French kissing stupid pedestrians
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lemonrev
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Post by lemonrev »

"so the little stupid fucking bastard has gibs, Grannies stupid lovebuckets take god damn fisting peds coming to destruction."
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LordToastALot
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Post by LordToastALot »

Wasted grannies love Max Damage want a stick bad spread your Eagle take a lap and piledriver elderly pedestrians you cunning shit!
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Deamon
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Post by Deamon »

Holy meat flaps! The thing is, I spread cunt smear on your God Damn mutant stick thing, so take this elderly tiny lovebucket to a stupid fucking bastard, in pinball panic mode with some fluffy fisting arsehole bunnies. Argh, you wasted my little solid granite boobs.
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Tazzmission
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Post by Tazzmission »

I'm into stupid fucking wasted mutant grannies in bitch mode fisting the elderly motherfucker and shitting fluffy bunnies with tiny cocks on to your spread cunt flaps!
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DV-13
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Post by DV-13 »

I'm fucking God Damn cunt mutant into arshole with my solid granite holy 5x cocks.
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AlexTSK
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Post by AlexTSK »

French kissing is smashing I'm shitting in your lap so little fisting I love like a twat.
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Wade1974
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Post by Wade1974 »

I want to stick my tiny love piledriver into God Damn Grannies with spread piss flaps and smear shit on the elderly mutant boobs!
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Ventrance
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Post by Ventrance »

with Carmageddon Reincarnation you stick your head 5x into A Velociraptor cunt and spread the arsehole to take in many giant solid granite cocks of elderly mutant pedestrians!
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Fr0ntj3
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Post by Fr0ntj3 »

Die Anna,

Stick your elderly boobs in A God Damn arsehole, stupid cunt.

Love

Max Damage
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Errol
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Post by Errol »

I'm A God Damn pinball giant and you love it.
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DZimmy
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Post by DZimmy »

*Eagle arsehole is so spread, many eldery bunnies with tiny cocks going into fisting war.

*Twat Velociraptor love to french kissing fluffy hawk.

*Bitch, stick your mutant cocks into eldery cow shitting thing.

*Eldery Max is into fluffy cocks.

*Fisting war is coming, spread your giant lovebucket!

*Holy Anna is a bitch - was fucking cows.

All hail alcohol!
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Trent
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Post by Trent »

I'm not entering as I've already got a set of Frig Magnets, but here's some fun me and my wife had with them today (click for a bigger picture)

a.k.a. Brent
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TurboDonkey007
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Post by TurboDonkey007 »

Holy piss flaps Max Damage! You spread arsehole like fisting little fluffy bunnies