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These last years, the CWA Board assimilated what was archived from many old Carmageddon forums, including the whole of the Official Carmageddon.com Forums.
If you wish to merge any previous account you might have had with your new or existing CWA account, don't hesitate to reach out to us !
Competition - Brand on the Pun!
- MickiMatsu
- turbo bastard
- Posts: 264
- Joined: Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:44 pm
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"Dick's Perm Hair Salon" - Self explanatory
"Master Beta"/"Master Beta 2000" (or whatever random number, really) - Perhaps a poster/banner/ad for a gaming system, sci-fi movie or some kind of musical group, or an amazing comeback of the VHS tapes under a new name, which is inevitably going to fail miserably in sales... It could mean so much..!
"Master Beta"/"Master Beta 2000" (or whatever random number, really) - Perhaps a poster/banner/ad for a gaming system, sci-fi movie or some kind of musical group, or an amazing comeback of the VHS tapes under a new name, which is inevitably going to fail miserably in sales... It could mean so much..!
A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'
Competition - Brand on the Pun!
This one is not really that doable as there is apparently the Roadkill Grill is a real place, but anyway:
Name: Roadkill Diner
Slogan: No matter what you kill, we'll throw it on our grill.
Name: Roadkill Diner
Slogan: No matter what you kill, we'll throw it on our grill.
Time will tell... Sooner or later... Time will tell.
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Whahaha I like that one!
Here's my sixth idea:
Firebone Tires
instead of firestone ofcourse :)
Here's my sixth idea:
Firebone Tires
instead of firestone ofcourse :)
- god of dudes
- pedestrian
- Posts: 22
- Joined: Sun Jul 03, 2011 2:36 pm
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Scrot Swete' - new fregrance by Gooch.
Have you tryed the new 'sanity' chocolate bar? "you wont believe its crap" - Balls Magazine
(Idea for a bill board advertising a chocolate bar...)
Have you tryed the new 'sanity' chocolate bar? "you wont believe its crap" - Balls Magazine
(Idea for a bill board advertising a chocolate bar...)
- MickiMatsu
- turbo bastard
- Posts: 264
- Joined: Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:44 pm
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What about "Fort" as a parody of the car brand "Ford", it would suit nicely to heavily armoured stuff...
A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'
Competition - Brand on the Pun!
How about a parody on Pixars Cars 'Chick Hicks' with his main sponsor:
HtB
Hostile takeover Bank
The Car could be namen: 'Chill Kicks' or better: 'Kill Chicks' :D
His main sponsor:
HdtB
Hostile drive through Bar
or
Hot drive through Bar
(I bet Chick Hicks likes Carmageddon! :)
HtB
Hostile takeover Bank
The Car could be namen: 'Chill Kicks' or better: 'Kill Chicks' :D
His main sponsor:
HdtB
Hostile drive through Bar
or
Hot drive through Bar
(I bet Chick Hicks likes Carmageddon! :)
Competition - Brand on the Pun!
I've got a few suggestions:
Barrymore Pool Services: "Experts at dead ped removal"
Shingles: "Once you catch, you just gotta scratch!"
AutoAsphyxia: "As recommended by Frankenstein!"
Marshite: "You'll only hate it!"
Guinpiss: "A distinctive taste"
W. Anker's Squirty Cream
First United Clothing Korporation
Cuntry Life
Pionqueer
Vomit (in the style of Comet)
Barrymore Pool Services: "Experts at dead ped removal"
Shingles: "Once you catch, you just gotta scratch!"
AutoAsphyxia: "As recommended by Frankenstein!"
Marshite: "You'll only hate it!"
Guinpiss: "A distinctive taste"
W. Anker's Squirty Cream
First United Clothing Korporation
Cuntry Life
Pionqueer
Vomit (in the style of Comet)
- Belgianbonzai
- mechanic
- Posts: 27
- Joined: Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:00 am
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Decoys'r'us - distract the drivers, live to tell the tale
In game: Cardboard/blowup doll decoys. Pedestrians can throw them out on the street (use the original Carma sprites for nostalgic feelings). Higher end models are filled with red paint which clogs up your view (until you swipe it off) for a while.
In game: Cardboard/blowup doll decoys. Pedestrians can throw them out on the street (use the original Carma sprites for nostalgic feelings). Higher end models are filled with red paint which clogs up your view (until you swipe it off) for a while.
Competition - Brand on the Pun!
Wack Donalds, now try our "happy wheel" box with a little fuzz lightyear (or buzz lightweight) toy inside!
I think its funny, because mac donalds makes you fat, and an "lightweight" toy inside?!
I think its funny, because mac donalds makes you fat, and an "lightweight" toy inside?!
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A visualization of the Roadkill Diner sign by my good and talented friend Sanberg(I could never hope to do anything like this myself)
P.S. Egads! Typo! It's the thought that counts.
P.S. Egads! Typo! It's the thought that counts.
Time will tell... Sooner or later... Time will tell.
- Rentless Monkey
- driver
- Posts: 78
- Joined: Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:31 pm
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Due to a nasty cold, I spent the last few days home learning how Adobe Illustrator works. This is the result:
- Ray Murderiz
- driver
- Posts: 99
- Joined: Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:35 am
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good one rentless monkey. i think you have a good chance to win.
here is another one on the fly: whiny willy. "the only doll that whines more that your stepson"
rudy rods: "thicker that lamposts"
and thats all again
here is another one on the fly: whiny willy. "the only doll that whines more that your stepson"
rudy rods: "thicker that lamposts"
and thats all again
- MickiMatsu
- turbo bastard
- Posts: 264
- Joined: Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:44 pm
Competition - Brand on the Pun!
The db cooper logo one is quite brilliant..!
A true genius does not need boundaries such as 'common sense'
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Pro Laps autoparts
-We can barely contain these deals!
-We can barely contain these deals!
- Razor
- Stomping-on-Kittens
- Posts: 3431
- Joined: Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:38 pm
- Location: Beaver City
- Contact:
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I think we have a winner!Rentless Monkey wrote:Due to a nasty cold, I spent the last few days home learning how Adobe Illustrator works. This is the result:
[ Razor @ Carmageddon Webmasters Alliance Network ] [ My Downloads ] [ My Carma Items ] [ Conversion lists ]
To download the BETA Mod and more information on my other work, visit me @ https://razor.cwaboard.co.uk
To download the BETA Mod and more information on my other work, visit me @ https://razor.cwaboard.co.uk
Competition - Brand on the Pun!
I think I've got a few good ones...
Twatxxxas
"The SLOWEST name In R/C"
Cafe Au Sheet
"Our 'gators are so good, you'll SHEET yourself!"
Shittey's Pizza
"Bringing you the shittiest pizzas in town since 1969!"
Oxi-Stain
"Bleaches that ruins your garments!"
Twatxxxas
"The SLOWEST name In R/C"
Cafe Au Sheet
"Our 'gators are so good, you'll SHEET yourself!"
Shittey's Pizza
"Bringing you the shittiest pizzas in town since 1969!"
Oxi-Stain
"Bleaches that ruins your garments!"
Competition - Brand on the Pun!
I think some people don't understand the meaning of the word 'pun'...
"The pun, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play which suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect"
...not just swear words for the sake of it :P
"The pun, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play which suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect"
...not just swear words for the sake of it :P
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Rotwheels!
Copyright twat!
(Hotwheels, BEAT THAT!)
I failed too much at making the logo, but basically just replace the H with a R.
Copyright twat!
(Hotwheels, BEAT THAT!)
I failed too much at making the logo, but basically just replace the H with a R.
Competition - Brand on the Pun!
Made my own fun and hello, its not so hard thinking with ur head!!!
GOD must have been stupid when he created all, stupid like me, hey.. maybe im GOD?
Competition - Brand on the Pun!
My idea is about a game company, inside Carma world, that decided to invest in a game franchise, but they managed to screwed up the third title and they also have no respect about game designers, developers, people involved, their wives, lovers, cats, dogs and murder crocodiles; The company is called:
"SCbI" which stands for "Suckers Can be Ignorants" -> if you don't understood the SCbI, just remove the "b" from it.
So the Logo would be like this.
SCbI
Screwing your favorite game franchise just to make some more money
"Your game in thesexy wrong hands"
"SCbI" which stands for "Suckers Can be Ignorants" -> if you don't understood the SCbI, just remove the "b" from it.
So the Logo would be like this.
SCbI
Screwing your favorite game franchise just to make some more money
"Your game in the
Guardo o mundo na mão: e o mundo que se foda
- Razor
- Stomping-on-Kittens
- Posts: 3431
- Joined: Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:38 pm
- Location: Beaver City
- Contact:
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I like the idea of having some puns on SCI (who are now Square Enix), maybe instead of using SCI(SIC,SCbI) something more Squeenix-y could make an appearance.macacom wrote:My idea is about a game company, inside Carma world, that decided to invest in a game franchise, but they managed to screwed up the third title and they also have no respect about game designers, developers, people involved, their wives, lovers, cats, dogs and murder crocodiles; The company is called:
"SCbI" which stands for "Suckers Can be Ignorants" -> if you don't understood the SCbI, just remove the "b" from it.So the Logo would be like this.
SCbI
Screwing your favorite game franchise just to make some more money
"Your game in the
sexywrong hands"
Something subtle like the mention of C2 being unfinished, perhaps at the end of the credits roll when you complete the game: "There are no Squares in the way this time, we have a finished product!"
[ Razor @ Carmageddon Webmasters Alliance Network ] [ My Downloads ] [ My Carma Items ] [ Conversion lists ]
To download the BETA Mod and more information on my other work, visit me @ https://razor.cwaboard.co.uk
To download the BETA Mod and more information on my other work, visit me @ https://razor.cwaboard.co.uk
Competition - Brand on the Pun!
How's about, Fowl mouth, fried chicken.
Time will tell... Sooner or later... Time will tell.
- puntopower123
- pedestrian
- Posts: 2
- Joined: Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:00 pm
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To be honest, my ideas are pretty awful. But because I'd love to have an input or something in the new game. I'm guna giv it a shot. (Why not right?)
1. Martha Bates Bean Shop
2. Chode in a hole Bar
Alright im out already. Il post more when I've thought about it.
- Viva Carmageddon -
1. Martha Bates Bean Shop
2. Chode in a hole Bar
Alright im out already. Il post more when I've thought about it.
- Viva Carmageddon -
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What about something like this?
- Mundano fan 01
- driver
- Posts: 97
- Joined: Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:20 pm
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Aborable - The most borable car ever / The most boring car ever made.
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Hello!
I had this idea when I read about this competition and I came here to post it.
Maybe I could do some sketches for billboards or something later, or even post more ideas, but for now here it is:
Dick's sausages- the hard meat girls love to eat
it sure needs some improvements but I think it is a pretty good idea :)
that's all for now, maybe I'll come up with some more ;)
I had this idea when I read about this competition and I came here to post it.
Maybe I could do some sketches for billboards or something later, or even post more ideas, but for now here it is:
Dick's sausages- the hard meat girls love to eat
it sure needs some improvements but I think it is a pretty good idea :)
that's all for now, maybe I'll come up with some more ;)
Competition - Brand on the Pun!
I like bumper stickers too! (for example the "I brake for Rainbows" in C1)
Hope you like it, this one is kinda pun! Photoshopped the images a bit.
Hope you like it, this one is kinda pun! Photoshopped the images a bit.
- Antonisbob
- pedestrian
- Posts: 1
- Joined: Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:09 am
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Cry-sler
Firestoned
Frightliner
BENTly
Moldsmobile
Firestoned
Frightliner
BENTly
Moldsmobile
- Ubiquitous Umberto
- mechanic
- Posts: 29
- Joined: Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:13 am
Competition - Brand on the Pun!
Mostly companies/businesses:
Tooth & Tail Cuntstruction
PLOW Railways
Member Pleaser Mattress Co.
Fudge Packers chocolate shops
Brown & Stanky: Attorneys @ law
Deliverance Courier Service
I'll try and get a stew going and coax out some more ideas!
Tooth & Tail Cuntstruction
PLOW Railways
Member Pleaser Mattress Co.
Fudge Packers chocolate shops
Brown & Stanky: Attorneys @ law
Deliverance Courier Service
I'll try and get a stew going and coax out some more ideas!
Competition - Brand on the Pun!
WAN-Care Firewall
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cagueinacaradaminhavovo
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Corpse Cola - enjoy the crud!
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