Competition - Brand on the Pun!

MickiMatsu · Post by **MickiMatsu** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:48 am

"Dick's Perm Hair Salon" - Self explanatory

"Master Beta"/"Master Beta 2000" (or whatever random number, really) - Perhaps a poster/banner/ad for a gaming system, sci-fi movie or some kind of musical group, or an amazing comeback of the VHS tapes under a new name, which is inevitably going to fail miserably in sales... It could mean so much..!

Arnathos · Post by **Arnathos** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:36 pm

This one is not really that doable as there is apparently the Roadkill Grill is a real place, but anyway:

Name: Roadkill Diner

Slogan: No matter what you kill, we'll throw it on our grill.

B.A. · Post by **B.A.** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:56 pm

Whahaha I like that one!

Here's my sixth idea:

Firebone Tires

instead of firestone ofcourse :)

god of dudes · Post by **god of dudes** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:28 pm

Scrot Swete' - new fregrance by Gooch.

Have you tryed the new 'sanity' chocolate bar? "you wont believe its crap" - Balls Magazine

(Idea for a bill board advertising a chocolate bar...)

MickiMatsu · Post by **MickiMatsu** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:17 pm

What about "Fort" as a parody of the car brand "Ford", it would suit nicely to heavily armoured stuff...

Peti_Somorja · Post by **Peti_Somorja** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:43 pm

RITS · Post by **RITS** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:26 pm

How about a parody on Pixars Cars 'Chick Hicks' with his main sponsor:

HtB

Hostile takeover Bank

The Car could be namen: 'Chill Kicks' or better: 'Kill Chicks' :D

His main sponsor:

HdtB

Hostile drive through Bar

or

Hot drive through Bar

(I bet Chick Hicks likes Carmageddon! :)

Jon606 · Post by **Jon606** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:42 am

I've got a few suggestions:

Barrymore Pool Services: "Experts at dead ped removal"

Shingles: "Once you catch, you just gotta scratch!"

AutoAsphyxia: "As recommended by Frankenstein!"

Marshite: "You'll only hate it!"

Guinpiss: "A distinctive taste"

W. Anker's Squirty Cream

First United Clothing Korporation

Cuntry Life

Pionqueer

Vomit (in the style of Comet)

Belgianbonzai · Post by **Belgianbonzai** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:21 am

Decoys'r'us - distract the drivers, live to tell the tale

In game: Cardboard/blowup doll decoys. Pedestrians can throw them out on the street (use the original Carma sprites for nostalgic feelings). Higher end models are filled with red paint which clogs up your view (until you swipe it off) for a while.

B.A. · Post by **B.A.** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:35 am

Wack Donalds, now try our "happy wheel" box with a little fuzz lightyear (or buzz lightweight) toy inside!

I think its funny, because mac donalds makes you fat, and an "lightweight" toy inside?!

Arnathos · Post by **Arnathos** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 7:47 pm

A visualization of the Roadkill Diner sign by my good and talented friend Sanberg(I could never hope to do anything like this myself)

P.S. Egads! Typo! It's the thought that counts.

Rentless Monkey · Post by **Rentless Monkey** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:04 pm

Due to a nasty cold, I spent the last few days home learning how Adobe Illustrator works. This is the result:

Peti_Somorja · Post by **Peti_Somorja** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:12 pm

Ray Murderiz · Post by **Ray Murderiz** » Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:16 am

good one rentless monkey. i think you have a good chance to win.

here is another one on the fly: whiny willy. "the only doll that whines more that your stepson"

rudy rods: "thicker that lamposts"

and thats all again

MickiMatsu · Post by **MickiMatsu** » Sat Dec 03, 2011 8:46 am

The db cooper logo one is quite brilliant..!

VYCanis · Post by **VYCanis** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:27 am

Pro Laps autoparts

-We can barely contain these deals!

Razor · Post by **Razor** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 11:41 pm

Rentless Monkey wrote:Due to a nasty cold, I spent the last few days home learning how Adobe Illustrator works. This is the result:

I think we have a winner!

dbs213 · Post by **dbs213** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:43 am

I think I've got a few good ones...

Twatxxxas

"The SLOWEST name In R/C"

Cafe Au Sheet

"Our 'gators are so good, you'll SHEET yourself!"

Shittey's Pizza

"Bringing you the shittiest pizzas in town since 1969!"

Oxi-Stain

"Bleaches that ruins your garments!"

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:24 pm

I think some people don't understand the meaning of the word 'pun'...

"The pun, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play which suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect"

...not just swear words for the sake of it :P

JIMz · Post by **JIMz** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 7:18 pm

Get Stuffed The Human Taxidermist

carmageddon get stuffed by JIMZXXX, on Flickr

Fireman · Post by **Fireman** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:48 pm

Rotwheels!

Copyright twat!

(Hotwheels, BEAT THAT!)

I failed too much at making the logo, but basically just replace the H with a R.

HYLK · Post by **HYLK** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:43 am

Made my own fun and hello, its not so hard thinking with ur head!!!

macacom · Post by **macacom** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:53 am

My idea is about a game company, inside Carma world, that decided to invest in a game franchise, but they managed to screwed up the third title and they also have no respect about game designers, developers, people involved, their wives, lovers, cats, dogs and murder crocodiles; The company is called:

"SCbI" which stands for "Suckers Can be Ignorants" -> if you don't understood the SCbI, just remove the "b" from it.

So the Logo would be like this.

SCbI

Screwing your favorite game franchise just to make some more money

"Your game in the ~~sexy~~ wrong hands"

Razor · Post by **Razor** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:55 pm

macacom wrote:My idea is about a game company, inside Carma world, that decided to invest in a game franchise, but they managed to screwed up the third title and they also have no respect about game designers, developers, people involved, their wives, lovers, cats, dogs and murder crocodiles; The company is called:

"SCbI" which stands for "Suckers Can be Ignorants" -> if you don't understood the SCbI, just remove the "b" from it.
So the Logo would be like this.

SCbI

Screwing your favorite game franchise just to make some more money

"Your game in the ~~sexy~~ wrong hands"

I like the idea of having some puns on SCI (who are now Square Enix), maybe instead of using SCI(SIC,SCbI) something more Squeenix-y could make an appearance.

Something subtle like the mention of C2 being unfinished, perhaps at the end of the credits roll when you complete the game: "There are no Squares in the way this time, we have a finished product!"

Arnathos · Post by **Arnathos** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:38 pm

How's about, Fowl mouth, fried chicken.

puntopower123 · Post by **puntopower123** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:00 pm

To be honest, my ideas are pretty awful. But because I'd love to have an input or something in the new game. I'm guna giv it a shot. (Why not right?)

1. Martha Bates Bean Shop

2. Chode in a hole Bar

Alright im out already. Il post more when I've thought about it.

- Viva Carmageddon -

Kutter · Post by **Kutter** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:51 pm

What about something like this?

Mundano fan 01 · Post by **Mundano fan 01** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:57 pm

Aborable - The most borable car ever / The most boring car ever made.

darko07 · Post by **darko07** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:14 pm

Hello!

I had this idea when I read about this competition and I came here to post it.

Maybe I could do some sketches for billboards or something later, or even post more ideas, but for now here it is:

Dick's sausages- the hard meat girls love to eat

it sure needs some improvements but I think it is a pretty good idea :)

that's all for now, maybe I'll come up with some more ;)

B.A. · Post by **B.A.** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:19 pm

I like bumper stickers too! (for example the "I brake for Rainbows" in C1)

Hope you like it, this one is kinda pun! Photoshopped the images a bit.

Antonisbob · Post by **Antonisbob** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:09 am

Cry-sler

Firestoned

Frightliner

BENTly

Moldsmobile

Ubiquitous Umberto · Post by **Ubiquitous Umberto** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:58 am

Mostly companies/businesses:

Tooth & Tail Cuntstruction

PLOW Railways

Member Pleaser Mattress Co.

Fudge Packers chocolate shops

Brown & Stanky: Attorneys @ law

Deliverance Courier Service

I'll try and get a stew going and coax out some more ideas!

9r2e5i3k · Post by **9r2e5i3k** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:14 pm

WAN-Care Firewall

GCR · Post by **GCR** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:16 pm

cagueinacaradaminhavovo

bewird · Post by **bewird** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:21 am

Corpse Cola - enjoy the crud!

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