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The violence is over.

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The violence is over.

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Don't you hate it when you're drinking something so good, and you reach for another sip and you find out its all gone? Loves last breath and walk off.

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Tonite all the snow in the world is falling. An old complaint, and something you see day by day, like an old man giving a child the stink eye. There are a thousand little demons deep within the confines of our tiny little brains. Where all those circuits fire, you cannot deny they are there. They are kept in check however, they say you should not worry, but how can you not worry? So much can happen in there, so much does happen in there. Sometimes one of those little demons manages to escape, and yet that one little demon running loose is usually as futile as someone trying to take down a bear by flinging elastic bands at it. One day however they will all escape at once, and theres not much anyone can do. That is the way with things isnt it?

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Believe it or not mail and mail boxes have become sworn enemies. The mail feels the box has been holding it back, as if it can be so much more. They arent on speaking terms anymore. You can learn a lot speaking to so called inanimate objects. Picked up that bit of news from the snow shovel. Ah yes the snow. The snow isn't going to stop. They found some children the other day, mangled in the snow banks. Nothing should live in those snow banks, yet I am told there is life! Amazing architecture carved by those little minds, cities upon cities. They have evolved, taught by the great ants. History has told us amazing things happen in those snow banks, yet we can never learn from them, we cannot breach their fortress and come spring it all melts, all the secret run down the streets into the storm grates, all the evidance washes away, like those people who murder the hobos with razor sharp icicles.

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Err.... Yeah. I'll agree with you on this issue that I do not understand what so ever.
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Thats only cause I posted it in the wrong forum of course!
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Re: The violence is over.

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You are the living end! Remember that!? Stop.

Snow causes left eye to water profusely... am a little wuss. Stop.

Adds personality. That might've sounded better if they didn't exhume that slogan. Corpse-fuckers. Stop.

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