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These last years, the CWA Board assimilated what was archived from many old Carmageddon forums, including the whole of the Official Carmageddon.com Forums.
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by Animalz
Sat Jun 04, 2011 9:51 am
Forum: Carmageddon and The Splat Pack
Topic: Carmageddon IRC chat
Replies: 16
Views: 74

Carmageddon IRC chat

What have you done?!

I'm going to get back from work one day and find UGM has taken my side of the bench :/
by Animalz
Sun Sep 01, 2002 9:48 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Placid motherfuckers!!!!!!!!
Replies: 25
Views: 6386

Placid motherfuckers!!!!!!!!

the CWA has gotten REALLY dull lately. I still read it, and nothing really stirs me to post. Rah rah rah trudge through the same old shiiiiiiiiiiit every day. *yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn* has anyone else noticed? c'mon! Make the Mod's job more fun and stir up some trouble! I know ...
by Animalz
Wed Jun 19, 2002 8:45 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: delete me, just a test
Replies: 12
Views: 25

Re: delete me, just a test

not quite yet, but hopefully in a few hours matt will help him along with it anways. He's sexy when he asserts his authority. but then again, i dont think theres ahnything in the T&C's for use of this board about being a moron.<br/><br/>--------------------<br/><br/>If you have to ask, you...
by Animalz
Wed Jun 19, 2002 8:40 am
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Carma 2 on XP does it run?
Replies: 2
Views: 17

Re: Carma 2 on XP does it run?

there should be an automated reply to those questions!

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by Animalz
Mon Jun 03, 2002 10:17 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Don't buy Red Faction!!!
Replies: 24
Views: 119

Re: Don't buy Red Faction!!!

Im getting a game cube! :P I rule! so ner to you all! SSB multi rocks more with 4 players! :P

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by Animalz
Mon Jun 03, 2002 10:13 am
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: My first c2 car
Replies: 61
Views: 149

Re: My first c2 car

MAN-FUCKING-GO's!! i want them now damnit!
hey Matt! I love it when you asert your authority. you big meany!!

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by Animalz
Thu May 30, 2002 4:17 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: My first c2 car
Replies: 61
Views: 149

Re: My first c2 car

take a joke!? <img class="smilies" src="images/smilies/veryoldones/wink.gif"/> surely thats what this is all about.. and also, surely the whole idea of carmageddon is to have a laugh. and on top of that, why weas what i said so offensive? take a look at other posts, im sure theyre not all briming wi...
by Animalz
Wed May 29, 2002 8:30 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: My first c2 car
Replies: 61
Views: 149

Re: My first c2 car

I want mangos too! Everyone likes mangos! <br/>catnip rocks! its better if you put acid on it! then youd have cats on catnip AND acid! or dust it with ritalin or valium or something! then youd have sleepy mental cats! crazy the things you can do with prescription drugs these days! <img class="smilie...
by Animalz
Wed May 29, 2002 8:22 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Don't buy Red Faction!!!
Replies: 24
Views: 119

Re: Don't buy Red Faction!!!

I like Pc gamer, and red faction is a good game... if you play it on the hardest level, it is still piss easy.. thats not the point.. the point IS the muti rocks.. and thats the whole idea of it.. but you have to admit the game is seriously good.. you mustabeen hooked to play it that much.. so stop ...
by Animalz
Wed May 29, 2002 8:14 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: My first c2 car
Replies: 61
Views: 149

Re: My first c2 car

you know what i find funny!? CAts! cats are really REALLY funny! you know what else is funny! nothing! because nothing is as funny as cats! so dont even PRETEND it is! because it sure as hell wont be! Ahaha... see their small noses and fluffy bits!? theyre so cool! and funny! dont forget funny! anyw...
by Animalz
Mon May 27, 2002 9:38 am
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: My first c2 car
Replies: 61
Views: 149

Re: My first c2 car

"nicejob" and "whack it up" methinks dark has been masturbating rather a lot lately.. maybe thats because of GTA3's pc release, or maybe its more to do with the fact that he's a compulsive masturbator. im guessing tha latter, combined the fact that he has nothing to do. <br/>(post full of ...
by Animalz
Wed May 01, 2002 4:40 am
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: My first c2 car
Replies: 61
Views: 149

Re: My first c2 car

Yeyey for new designers! One's that dont act like total tards! Ecxeleron i love you!!

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by Animalz
Sun Apr 28, 2002 10:35 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic:
Replies: 23
Views: 69

Re:

how incredibly bored are you guys!?

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by Animalz
Sun Apr 28, 2002 10:35 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic:
Replies: 23
Views: 69

Re:

how incredibly bored are you guys!?

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by Animalz
Tue Apr 16, 2002 7:07 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: When will I be something besides a rookie...
Replies: 24
Views: 49

Re: When will I be something besides a rookie...

I like the way i make very few posts in here, yet apparently, i'm honoured enough to be blessed with the tag "speed freak" .. oh wow.. i feel special. Fulfilled.. enriched by the privaliges that the title affords me. God bless us everyone.<br/><br/>--------------------<br/><br/>If you have to a...
by Animalz
Tue Apr 16, 2002 6:57 am
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: do you know where I can find these cars?
Replies: 11
Views: 35

Re: do you know where I can find these cars?

ohh.. because Matt is a veritable archive or carmageddon cars. Way to implicate yourself matthew! <img class="smilies" src="images/smilies/veryoldones/biggrin.gif"/> I thought you were wiser than that! you dissapoint me!<br/><br/>--------------------<br/><br/>If you have to ask, you'll never un...
by Animalz
Fri Mar 08, 2002 4:35 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Biddleboo...
Replies: 2
Views: 14

Biddleboo...

For all those users of MS Chat, I thought you might liek a substitute <Mmsg recieved> noise, an interpretation of the orignal, worryingly crack-fueled...<br/> <img class="smilies" src="images/smilies/veryoldones/smile.gif"/><br/><A HREF="http://www.btinternet.com/~animalz/biddleboo2.wav">Biddle boo!...
by Animalz
Thu Feb 28, 2002 6:40 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: License revoked!!!
Replies: 11
Views: 35

Re: License revoked!!!

its the code for unconsenting sodomy. with an aubergene!

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by Animalz
Thu Feb 28, 2002 6:34 am
Forum: Carmageddon: TDR 2000 and The Nosebleed Pack
Topic: c2 vs. TDR on the new 'puter
Replies: 37
Views: 114

Re: c2 vs. TDR on the new 'puter

review review review.. lallaa! Bored so bored so bored! C2 Shits all over TDR in every possible way except graphical fizziness, and imho the clean visuals of C2 were quite refreshing.. So ner!

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by Animalz
Wed Feb 20, 2002 6:13 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Topic on BACON
Replies: 19
Views: 62

Re: Topic on BACON

When all else fails, BEER BACON!!!
yey!

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by Animalz
Tue Feb 05, 2002 2:39 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: it had to end
Replies: 9
Views: 22

Re: it had to end

*snipe snipe*
LAter man!
GlEeB!

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by Animalz
Tue Feb 05, 2002 6:02 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: test.....(N/T)
Replies: 6
Views: 23

Re: test.....(N/T)

ressurecting old posts is great! muahaha! monkeys are green!

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by Animalz
Tue Feb 05, 2002 6:00 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Just a little humour...
Replies: 40
Views: 66

Re: Just a little humour...

enough of the cop stories! is this a contender for the "longest thread in history" award yet?

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by Animalz
Mon Feb 04, 2002 4:21 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: For all the XP'ers out there...
Replies: 23
Views: 71

Re: For all the XP'ers out there...

Then you probably need version 2 of the crack.. Megagames has it

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by Animalz
Fri Feb 01, 2002 7:25 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: For all the XP'ers out there...
Replies: 23
Views: 71

Re: For all the XP'ers out there...

En4cer 2k : I doubt anyone will justify you with an answer, it's been said so many times and im guessing there are still threads regarding it..

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by Animalz
Thu Jan 31, 2002 10:31 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: http://tb.polygonized.com
Replies: 3
Views: 13

Re: http://tb.polygonized.com

In the words od lord Beast Fuckbean himself
"Polygonized.com is screwed. Should be back soon. Dont complain. Or be spanked by Animalz"
please dont complain.. please GOD dont complain!

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by Animalz
Wed Jan 30, 2002 5:00 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: For all the XP'ers out there...
Replies: 23
Views: 71

Re: For all the XP'ers out there...

RaVe- Is lying, he has shingles, and spaghetti hoops in tomato sauce. and for that, he hangs his head in shame

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by Animalz
Wed Jan 30, 2002 4:55 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Damn RaVe...
Replies: 20
Views: 40

Re: Damn RaVe...

*checks the logs for the last time Buzz asked for a crack*

DtD chat is a local room, for LOCAL people!!
are you LOCAL?

NO! DIDN'T THINK SO!

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by Animalz
Tue Jan 29, 2002 6:23 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Damn RaVe...
Replies: 20
Views: 40

Re: Damn RaVe...

Im sure he loves you too! Maybe stop and think WHY you were blocked.. all it takes to win him over is a tube of lube and a nice long prodding device <img class="smilies" src="images/smilies/veryoldones/smile.gif"/><br/><br/>--------------------<br/><br/>If you have to ask, you'll never understand
by Animalz
Tue Jan 29, 2002 4:23 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: For all the XP'ers out there...
Replies: 23
Views: 71

Re: For all the XP'ers out there...

or slightly more words "someone on an ADSL connection and that owns a CD burner"<br/>or.. nowadays "someone who owns a Pc bought from TIME or TINY and owns a CD burner"<br/>Even people who have apps like "Bob the builder child-playcenter" splashed all over their desktop can get hold of that <img cla...
by Animalz
Mon Jan 28, 2002 9:34 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Car links not working @ dTD
Replies: 3
Views: 20

Re: Car links not working @ dTD

Nice of you to let all the people that use your web-site know aswell beasty! <img class="smilies" src="images/smilies/veryoldones/smile.gif"/> weve been shouted at in #Dtd_chat for quite a long time now and quite frankly its very emotionally draining.. Rave- almost broke down in tears the other day ...
by Animalz
Mon Jan 28, 2002 9:22 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: For all the XP'ers out there...
Replies: 23
Views: 71

Re: For all the XP'ers out there...

I have herpes, my father has 40 skanky hoes. Now who sucks!? Well.. them actually.. thats how the genital warts came about.... *sniff*

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by Animalz
Fri Jan 25, 2002 5:53 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Just a little humour...
Replies: 40
Views: 66

Re: Just a little humour...

And WHERE THE HELL did the humor go? And "Just a little" ?? 35 posts isnt "just a little" ..
damnit its all LIES!!!!!!

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by Animalz
Fri Jan 25, 2002 5:51 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Just a little humour...
Replies: 40
Views: 66

Re: Just a little humour...

Skunk: by the fact you have a "Sheriff" , your comment probably isn't massively valid, unless this is some massive general stereotype.. which it is.. Im generalising you... and i could also assume you owned a rusty pickup..<br/>So ignore what i have jsut said.. as im not in the habit of making ...
by Animalz
Tue Jan 22, 2002 4:28 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Just a little humour...
Replies: 40
Views: 66

Re: Just a little humour...

"Sir.. do you mind informing me why you are dressed as a pantomime horse and have those three midgets in drag gaffataped to your roof-rack!?"

ummmmm....

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