Carma Be Your Valentine?

Simista · Post by **Simista** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:25 pm

Comp time!

Hey hey! Valentines is coming up which of course means things like embarrassing messages, soppy cards, desperate singles and high expectations from girlfriends and wives across the globe.

For a valentines inspired competition I want you to finish this sentence with no more than 15 words

“I love Carmageddon more than….”

Haven’t got a date on valentines? Or have but don’t care? Why not FUCK THAT SHIT ANYWAY and make a little date that night with Carmageddon? …. nice cold beers, bit of fear factory playing whilst raging around the streets of Bleak City! ahhh… now that’s a night to remember. ;) The winners will be the answers that make us choke on our Valentines choccies with larfter!

PRIZE

Three lucky winners will receive a limited edition “ I Heart Carmageddon” T-shirt each.

HOW TO ENTER

To enter the competition post your entry here in this thread.

Competition starts Friday 1st February 2013 and closes on 18th February 2013.

Winners will be picked and contacted on the 21st February 2013.

Only ONE entry per person allowed.

Lots of love and valentine kisses

Sim xxx

JonnyKtyler · Post by **JonnyKtyler** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:33 pm

I love Carmageddon more than a pity hug from a girl on valentines day.

Nexpresso · Post by **Nexpresso** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:36 pm

I love Carmageddon more than what I'm supposed to write here <3

ClintonHammond · Post by **ClintonHammond** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:36 pm

I love Carmageddon more than… the Cunning Stunt loves me!

Jimothey · Post by **Jimothey** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:44 pm

I love Carmageddon more than driving though an old folks home shouting 'I Was In The War'.

altfuture · Post by **altfuture** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:45 pm

I love Carmageddon more than I love Carmageddon!

Jackeh · Post by **Jackeh** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:53 pm

I love Carmageddon more than I love receiving a real Human Heart From my "Girlfriend"

toPDog · Post by **toPDog** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:57 pm

I love Carmageddon more than IBETYOUCANTPRINTCUNT

MDK187 · Post by **MDK187** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:12 pm

I love carmageddon more than I love candy cane midgets and a blowjob in the morning.

B2Dirty · Post by **B2Dirty** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:54 pm

I love Carmageddon more than Charlie Sheen loves cocaine, hookers, and winning.

Trent · Post by **Trent** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:07 pm

I love Carmageddon more than Simista loves cakes, bumthumbing and a certain giant snow penis.

Rodrighazzo · Post by **Rodrighazzo** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:17 pm

I love Carmageddon more than my favourite rubber duck. (something tough to beat)

Monkey poo sandwich · Post by **Monkey poo sandwich** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:25 pm

I love Carmageddon more than Rod Hull loves jelly

A clip just incase no one knows what im referring to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1itGV5CmZU

Ulk · Post by **Ulk** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:26 pm

I love Carmageddon more than walking barefoot on kittens.

Razor · Post by **Razor** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:26 pm

I love Carmageddon more than tits.

Kraken · Post by **Kraken** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:35 pm

I love Carmageddon more than free awesome t-shirt.

coffeycup · Post by **coffeycup** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:39 pm

I love Carmageddon more than YOU!

Mr.Ian.anderson · Post by **Mr.Ian.anderson** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:47 pm

I love Carmageddon more than taking my wife up the Saigon Delta on the Fourteenth of February.

Necro1983 · Post by **Necro1983** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:03 pm

I love Carmageddon more than getting an french kiss from a cobra

craigfraggle · Post by **craigfraggle** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:28 pm

I love Carmageddon more than nailing a sweet Cunning Stunt

GFACE · Post by **GFACE** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:31 pm

I love carmageddon more than the sound of my beating heart!

Baz · Post by **Baz** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:45 pm

I love Carmageddon more than my missus cos she certainly hasn't got a cunning stunt!

AlexTSK · Post by **AlexTSK** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:56 pm

I love Carmageddon more than Banjo loves his siblings, in bed

Too-DAMN-Much · Post by **Too-DAMN-Much** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:58 pm

is this love, a cameo or carmageddon?

i'm not sure i know, but i'll try to explain this feelin i'mma gettin.

is this love, or is it carmageddon?

i just don't know, where it might go, but i know, if it ends too soon i'll be feelin sorry, not for me, NO, but for you.

i'd love to keep smashin, love to keep crashin, rammin and bashin, but i'm not sure i know.

is this love, or is it carmageddon?

i just can't say, but i wish we could stay, all the rest of both of our days.

i know you're probably not sure, to believe or not what i'm sayin, but it's the best enjoyment, even more then when i'm playin, with myself, or maybe with you instead too.

is this love, a cameo, or is it carmageddon?

i just don't know, but who cares, we're having a blast, having fun kickin each others ass.

i just couldn't be any happier if i tried, i messed about pullin wheelies till my brain was fried.

i think i finally know, this must be love, cause it's you i'm missing.

when i'm losing, off i'm not pissing, but i'm sure, i wanna share it, wanna wear it, smash it rip and tear it, on my sleeve.

all over me i want it, it can't be love it's too messy.

it can't be a cameo cuz stainless said they hope so.

it must be, carmageddon!

(roughly (very) to the tune of "ain't love a kick in the head")

Too-DAMN-Much · Post by **Too-DAMN-Much** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:02 pm

and just realized i cheated, that's what you get for bursting into song at random, i blame fallout 3 though for putting that song in my head recently. :)

Patroclus · Post by **Patroclus** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:25 pm

I love Carmageddon more than me.

Maxmageddon · Post by **Maxmageddon** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:13 pm

I love Carmageddon more than my wife

klobbert · Post by **klobbert** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:44 pm

I love carmageddon more than I love this competition

Powerdown · Post by **Powerdown** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:59 pm

I love Carmageddon more than getting a stunning cunt bonus

MaxDamage_ · Post by **MaxDamage_** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:36 pm

I love Carmageddon more than heart of the vall hella shot off my hands, for a car accident.

Plazman · Post by **Plazman** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:28 pm

I love Carmageddon more than fresh meat. I would rather be making it.

Fireman · Post by **Fireman** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:32 pm

I love Carmageddon more than the aura of sweat and farts I leave behind after playing Carmageddon.

Chadwick · Post by **Chadwick** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:37 pm

I love Carmageddon more than that satisfying bzzzzssssshhhhh sound from a stinky

spacebug · Post by **spacebug** » Sat Feb 02, 2013 4:36 am

I love Carmageddon more than I love replacing people's vital organs with broken glass. :D

ZalDcaze · Post by **ZalDcaze** » Sat Feb 02, 2013 4:41 am

I love Carmageddon more than I love Bacon!!

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