Hidden Dangers

[ApeX__]

An astroid falls from the sky and lands next to you, doing no harm to you or the ground,

supprised you walk up to it and look at it, it looks back stands up and eats you.

Walking in a high security mall, theres no one in there but you.

[Triad2Much]

You hear weird 70's music start to play over the mall sound system, and you suddenly have a hippy flash back, so you sit on the bench next to the fountain. Then the zombie that was laying in it sits up and bites a chunk out of your neck and you bleed to death.

laying out in the sun by a pool.

[ApeX__]

You fall asleep and get a sunburn, but while still sleeping you sleepwalk right into the pool, it was

empty you fall braking your legs and you live there alone, starving and naked (you were sun

baithing with no cloths on lol) you contenue to burn, buzzards start to pick at your legs and

finally you die from starvation, 3 days later.

twiddleing your thumbs.

[FlAwLeSS]

You twiddle your thumbs so much, and so fast that the bones break.

Driving your car at 100+ mph with cops chasing you.

[nWo4life]

If those are Dutch cops, then (or than, which one do I have to choose? I suck at grammer/spelling/whatever! And I suck at being alive in general as well!) you should be out of danger.

Hmm let me think of an original danger...

You turn your radio on, and one of 50 cent his songs comes on the radio. Now that is a danger!

Playing Mortal Kombat.

[FlAwLeSS]

You take the game way too seriously and start going around ripping peoples heads off with the spine still attatched.



You jump out of a plane without a parachute.

[Triad2Much]

halway down, you get sucked into the engine of a passing plane, blowing it up, therefor taking out one of the wings. The plane then spirals towards the ground and smashes into a herd of cows in the middle of a field. (nothing like a wasted hamburger)

Walking into Wal-Mart.

[The_Bollocks]

As you fall rapidly to the ground, a jumbo jet which has just taken off, hits you, right where one of the engines are, blowing out the engine, and thus crashing the plane.

Replying to this thread.

EDIT: Seems like we replied at the same time

[Triad2Much]

haha, mine was quicker. stop reading my thoughts. *puts on tin foil helmet*

laughing too hard while reading this thread, you inhale spit at too great of a speed and slowly drown to death. You also swallow your tongue in the process.

Still walking into Wal-Mart..

[The_Bollocks]

As you walk through the automatic doors, suddenly they malfunction and close in on you, crushing you to death, and making quite a bloody mess in the process.

Washing your car.

[FlAwLeSS]

A hot babe runs by with her boobs bouncing like there is no tomorrow. The world blows up the next day.



Anal sex in the back of a VW bug.

[Detroit_Diesel]

The booth get stucked into the car due the lack of space, and then mysterioulsy..

A Brougham falls from the sky and smash the poor Vw into a single piece..



Helping a granny to cross the street..

[Kitteh]

A 1974 Lincoln Continental screeches across the street and flattens the old lady before crashing into a gas station and exploding.

Playing with an unloaded gun

[ApeX__]

you pull the re-coil chamber off and a spring shoots off and stabs you in the eye

drinking a soda, with nothing in it but soda (no strange objects floating around in it)

the can also has smooth edges so you cant cut your self

[Detroit_Diesel]

You where drinking your soda in the gas station mentioned by Kitteh just before the explosion..

Driving a "Smart"...

[Kitteh]

You smash into a bus just as one behind you crashes into you, flattening the car and splattering you out the side windows.

Watching FOX news

[Econobrick]

heh! I saw that happen to a k-car wagon once years ago...sammiched between a "day & ross" tractor trailer and a newlook metrobus. Well, I wasn't there the exact moment it HAPPENED, of course, but...saw the...aftermath. yeah..

..oh sorry, carry on?!

[Kruszchev]

"Watching FOX news "

You hear one of 50cent´s (pence) songs on the radio... then you grow mad whit pain having to listen to it, you take a hammer to destroy the radio, ending in missing the radio and destroying your knee, unable to shut down the radio cuz its to hig up,listening to 50 "crappy" cent. you try to increse the volume on the tv, ending whit it falling down on your balls

crossing the freeway during the night

(heres a pick of what MIGHT happen... tho... 2 persons died )

[Triad2Much]

i'd say someone wanted them dead. (@ the pic)

You're driving down the road at night, when suddenly your windshield is splattered with tons of color. You stop the car to see what the hell happened, and you realise you just nailed a clown. Turns out, their clown car run out of gas and he was trying to flag you down when you hit him at 80 mph. Once the others realise what happened, they start pouring out of the clown car and you get beaten to death by 30 pissed off clowns. You wind up drowning in seltzer water.

Going to a Gym.

[ApeX__]

(juggalos packed into a volkswagon :P... "Ain't no tellin how

many clowns inside I told you 17 but I lied")

Your a skinny dude and you have a spotter, and as your pressing your therd rep

he sees a really hot chick and walks over to her to talk to her, your hands slip, the bar

bell falls and slams right down onto your neck severing your head allowing it to roll accrossed

the floor, and gets kicked around for about an hour before some one realizes its a human head.

Then they throw it away.

[Kitteh]

You didn't say a new subject, so I'll come up with one:

Playing pool

[Kruszchev]

The que (the stick) digs down in the table and brakes off, leaving a sharp edge on the broken off bits, you trip forward and the sharp edge hits you in the left nostril (right if it suits bette for you) and exsits throu the back of your head... then someone gets mad cuz you made the table dirty and drives his pool que up your A*s

Walking in a pillow store

[Kitteh]

As you walk down an aisle, suddenly all of the pillows in and on the shelves fall off and land on you, burying you and causing you to die of asphyxiation.

In a padded cell with a straight jacket

[Wolfheart]

Your balls start itching horribly, and you break several bones trying to scratch yourself with your toes.

Going to a wedding.

[Kruszchev]

The couple go berzerk and pick up their assult rifles from under her clothes (no wonder she was looking strange) and start killing everyone, you are the last one, they shoot you in the knee kaps and let you sit there untill the cops come who think it was you who did it and put you in jail

Chopping wood

[Blingy]

The axe goes right through the wood. Therefor,Slicing your kneecaps. Then you fall on the blade of the axe. Impaling your face on the Rusty axe.

-Drifting.

[valium]

you drift out to the open see, where te current takes you on an unwanted trip around the world.

halfway through you dry out, because you tried to drink the seawater.

the giant octopus had a tasting for human jerky and takes you down to his baby octopussies. 20.000 leagues under the sea.

or drifting in a car :P ;

you realize too late you shouldn't start on the taugé where the original drifters started, because the cliffs are awfully high, and landing doesn't hurt a bit, cause you get impaled by your own steering collumn.

taking a picture

[Kruszchev]

for a totaly unexplainable reson the camera explodes, sending alot of shrapnel in your face, then this one guy was blinded by the flash from the camera looses control of his car and runs you ower

Fixing a water pipe leak

[Kitteh]

Your wrench goes flying off and hits you in the face.

Flying in a passenger jet

[The_Bollocks]

As you rest comfortably in the plane, the person who was falling from the sky without a parachute (see previous reply above) gets sucked into the engine, blowing it out and crashes the plane. Shit happens.

Planting flowers.

[Kruszchev]

It shows that the lill rose you planet was a geneticaly mutated flower... it feeds on flesh and blood... so it rips your arm off and eats it

Walking on a construction side during the day