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Hidden Dangers
- Triad2Much
- motorised death
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Hidden Dangers
I've seen this on a few forums, and I'm sure it could be fun here.. (i just copied n pasted)
This is how it works, type down something people do on a regular basis then the next person will say the biggest danger in it then write down one themselves. (doesnt have to be serious, but it should at least be painfull, )
Example: Reading a book.
You could get a paper cut on all ten fingers.
Alright, I'll start:
Petting a Dog.
This is how it works, type down something people do on a regular basis then the next person will say the biggest danger in it then write down one themselves. (doesnt have to be serious, but it should at least be painfull, )
Example: Reading a book.
You could get a paper cut on all ten fingers.
Alright, I'll start:
Petting a Dog.
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rubbing the dog with enough friction that you and the dog catch fire. so 3rd degree burns.
opening a door
opening a door
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You could get your shirt caught on the handle and catapult yourself in to a fridge full of dead animals.
Shouting at the post man.
Shouting at the post man.
- random_monkey
- motorized monkey
- Posts: 2878
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- Location: Burton, Midlands, England
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He had a nervous breakdown in the morning, and brought an UZI with him 'just in case', you die.
Making a cheese and onion sandwich.
Making a cheese and onion sandwich.
- TTR
- Psycho Maniac
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- Location: Rotterdam, Holland
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Barely choke in it, ten you run to someone in the house downstairs but in all the panic trip over the stairs fall down, get hurt and choke...
Playing Carmageddon
Playing Carmageddon
- Mad_Maxine
- Pink
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You could play it too much forget what is relaity then go out driving run people over and ger ramed by the police causeing your car to flip burst into flames and kill you.
Sorry i gota do a strange one x.x
Changing your underware.
Sorry i gota do a strange one x.x
Changing your underware.
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Sez Maxie:
"Changing your underware."
While stepping into them, you catch your foot on the elastic, lose your balance, and fall through the closed second floor window headfirst, cutting yourself badly in the process and falling into the swimming pool, slowed considerably by the power line you snagged with your chin on the way down. (Oop!Trip!Crash!Splash!Zorch!)
"Changing your underware."
While stepping into them, you catch your foot on the elastic, lose your balance, and fall through the closed second floor window headfirst, cutting yourself badly in the process and falling into the swimming pool, slowed considerably by the power line you snagged with your chin on the way down. (Oop!Trip!Crash!Splash!Zorch!)
***When I die may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline***
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You could be changing next to moving machinery, and as you slip on a new pair the back gets caught in the machine and rather quickly crushes your groin/pelvis/life.
Chewing gum.
Chewing gum.
- Triad2Much
- motorised death
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- Joined: Thu May 27, 2004 12:47 pm
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It turns out to be a piece of gum from a pack of 1970's baseball cards and its so hard it shatters your teeth/jaw which causes the bone fragments to explode into your brain. Plus you inhale it trying to scream so you choke and die as well.
Listening to an old record player.
Listening to an old record player.
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You're listening to an old record player and the record begins to skip, growing up listening to CDs you are unaware of this phenomenon, and you begin listening over and over again to the same fragment of a song until you go stark raving mad!
- Detroit_Diesel
- Cadillac Enthusiast
- Posts: 831
- Joined: Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:15 am
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And then forget about the reality again and go for a carnage..
Eating mushrooms..
Eating mushrooms..
"So many pedestrians, so little time." Feel like some road kill today?
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You ate the wrong kind of mushroom and now your trippin, you think your in a weird small cramped
room, so you run outside scared shitless right into traffic. you die
Sitting on the floor in an empty room, no doors no windows
room, so you run outside scared shitless right into traffic. you die
Sitting on the floor in an empty room, no doors no windows
Haha Fuck you Kitteh
- Mad_Maxine
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You could run around screaming in a panic knowing youll never get out then. using up all the oxygen in the room and creating pressure with the screams it could make the air in your ead expand causeing your brain to explode... yeah thats all i can think of..
Buying a newspaper
Buying a newspaper
- The_Bollocks
- Ford Man!
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- Location: Dublin, Ireland
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While at the shop getting the newspaper, a gun man runs in and shouts at everyone for their money, but you have no more money since you spent all you had buying the newspaper, so he points his 12-gauge at the back of your head and pulls the trigger. How you're dead, and the bastard as stolen your newspaper aswell.
Opening a carton of milk.
Opening a carton of milk.
1982 Ford Escort Mk3 1.3 L (restoration project)
1990 Nissan Micra K10 L (my first car, currently in long term storage)
1995 Ford Escort Mk6 1.3 CL (current everyday car)
1990 Nissan Micra K10 L (my first car, currently in long term storage)
1995 Ford Escort Mk6 1.3 CL (current everyday car)
- TTR
- Psycho Maniac
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Without watching you sod up the milk..your not awaken right yet and think...am i drinking yoghurt? (Yuck)
You are sleeping..
You are sleeping..
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You roll out of bed on the side where you put the lawn mower you were repairing before you went to sleep. On the way down, you catch the wall socket and the blades start to spin just as you feed your face in to them, makes for a nice smoothie.
Changing a light bulb
Changing a light bulb
- nWo4life
- motorised death
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Burn your fingers when that lamp was turned on for a while right before you changed it.
Watching TV (Indy 500, that is).
Watching TV (Indy 500, that is).
"I never thought ye had it in ye." - Ken Shamrock
"I have registered myself for the 30th (Look: we're still counting!) time... Does this officially make me an attention-seeking internet whore? No?" - Mr. Hawk
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- Detroit_Diesel
- Cadillac Enthusiast
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- Joined: Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:15 am
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The tv flashes give you a generalised convulsion,
Then you lose your consciousness and fall.
Feeding the birds..
Then you lose your consciousness and fall.
Feeding the birds..
"So many pedestrians, so little time." Feel like some road kill today?
- The_Bollocks
- Ford Man!
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- Joined: Sat May 17, 2003 1:13 pm
- Location: Dublin, Ireland
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While feeding the birds along a lake in a park, a giant radioactive killer octopus emerges from the lake and eats you, the birds, and the bird food. The bastard.
(Hey, it could happen! )
Adjusting the wing mirror on your car.
(Hey, it could happen! )
Adjusting the wing mirror on your car.
1982 Ford Escort Mk3 1.3 L (restoration project)
1990 Nissan Micra K10 L (my first car, currently in long term storage)
1995 Ford Escort Mk6 1.3 CL (current everyday car)
1990 Nissan Micra K10 L (my first car, currently in long term storage)
1995 Ford Escort Mk6 1.3 CL (current everyday car)
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You reach out of your car window to tweak your wing mirror, you get it in to the correct position and just as your eyes focus you see the mach truck coliding with the rear fender of your car, you have enough time to say "Oh sh" before your head smashes against the steering wheel and the mach truck proceeds to sever your cocktail stick like limb as it dangles helplessly out of your window.
Sorry i keep entering, but these are fun.
Opening a tin of beans
Sorry i keep entering, but these are fun.
Opening a tin of beans
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The electric can opener slips and slices off your hand. You die from blood loss.
Eating a bagel
Eating a bagel
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theres a razor blade in the bagle, you bit down and it sticks into the roof of your mouth
listining to music
(btw, how the hell could a can opener slice off your hand? maybe a finger, but a hand? )
listining to music
(btw, how the hell could a can opener slice off your hand? maybe a finger, but a hand? )
Haha Fuck you Kitteh
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Your headphones compress the air in your ears so much that they explode when you remove them.
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Sience Kitteh forgott to add a new subject i do it instead....
Having sex
Having sex
"One chicken in a thousand is hatched near a road. One in every ten thousand of those ever tries to cross it. Half of them are run over by cars."
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After having you tied to the bed ala basic instinct, your sex partner dies of a heart failure.
Days later they'll find you dead of starvation, thirst and suffocation caused by the decaying body.
(Ain't that a bizarre one)
Eating popcorn at the cinema.
Days later they'll find you dead of starvation, thirst and suffocation caused by the decaying body.
(Ain't that a bizarre one)
Eating popcorn at the cinema.
- nWo4life
- motorised death
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Tom Cruise appears on the screen, you (obviously) get the fright of your life, you almost choke on your own popcorn, you scream for help, and the guy in the row in front of you "iz da almighty 50 cent yo!" and "shootz ya in da hed, biatch".
Or if 50 cent is a real loser (and I am convinced he is), the guy one row behind you appears to be Mike Tyson, stands up because he cannot resist the horror you created when you were screaming for help (and perhaps because he can't stand Tom Cruise being on the screen), and bites your ear of your head.
Playing guitar.
Or if 50 cent is a real loser (and I am convinced he is), the guy one row behind you appears to be Mike Tyson, stands up because he cannot resist the horror you created when you were screaming for help (and perhaps because he can't stand Tom Cruise being on the screen), and bites your ear of your head.
Playing guitar.
"I never thought ye had it in ye." - Ken Shamrock
"I have registered myself for the 30th (Look: we're still counting!) time... Does this officially make me an attention-seeking internet whore? No?" - Mr. Hawk
"I have registered myself for the 30th (Look: we're still counting!) time... Does this officially make me an attention-seeking internet whore? No?" - Mr. Hawk
- Detroit_Diesel
- Cadillac Enthusiast
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- Joined: Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:15 am
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The guitar string may not be installed in the correct position,
so when you try to play it the string escape and slap your hand...
But that is not the worst..
You where playing sitting in the roof top of a building,
so you fall..
Making a check-up at the doctor.
so when you try to play it the string escape and slap your hand...
But that is not the worst..
You where playing sitting in the roof top of a building,
so you fall..
Making a check-up at the doctor.
"So many pedestrians, so little time." Feel like some road kill today?
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The doctor grabs the wrong tool and carves out your asshole instead of taking its temperature.
Making a 3d model
Making a 3d model
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Getting the idea to post a "Work In Progress" at CWA for Comments and Critiques, doing it, and actually get replies
Making sweet love, with yourself.
Making sweet love, with yourself.
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Recent exploit: Trapped The Forces of Evil in a box.. and shaked it!
Recent exploit: Trapped The Forces of Evil in a box.. and shaked it!
- Vermilionvirus
- turbo bastard
- Posts: 310
- Joined: Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:35 pm
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it goes off early, and hits you in the eye.
Joining the military.
Joining the military.
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You go up the ranks, eventually becoming good friends with the president & vice president. You go on a hunting trip with them, and the vice-president shoots you in the head.
Burning a DVD.
Burning a DVD.
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The DVD drive gets out of alignment and breaks, sending the disk flying towards your shin.
Imitating a walrus with chopsticks
Imitating a walrus with chopsticks
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You accidentally trip forwards, the chopsticks gash through your face, pop one eye out and go through the other one, penetrate your brain, go right through it and exit at the top of your skull.
Breakdancing.
Breakdancing.
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as you do the wind mill you pull a muscle and snap your neck
having sex (has that been done? lol)
having sex (has that been done? lol)
Haha Fuck you Kitteh
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(yes apex having sex i wrote, now i answer it)
You dont notice she has a fetish... for nailing you balls to the bed frame... and she did
Standing in the middle of nowhere whit absolutley nothing around you
You dont notice she has a fetish... for nailing you balls to the bed frame... and she did
Standing in the middle of nowhere whit absolutley nothing around you
"One chicken in a thousand is hatched near a road. One in every ten thousand of those ever tries to cross it. Half of them are run over by cars."
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