Coke Much?

[Deep_Blue]

quote:

"instead of lunch i drank a cock"

Uh....yeah...'K.

Somethin' t'be said fer proofreadin', eh?

[Rockerjunkie817]

better fix that befor anyone else reads it lol

[Metallica2904]

hahaha....ill bet alot of people know that you really said cock tho........

[suicide_jockey]

its only obvious: hahaha rocker junkie drinks cock ahaha, and, oh i better edit that before anyone else sees it. lolololol

[Tony]

This reminds me.. I sat and thought about it one day. What about it:

Is it gay to touch your own willy?

Is if gay to touch another man's willy?

Is it gay to give another man a blowjob?

Is it gay to get a blowjob from a man?

Is it then gay to give yourself a blowjob?



Oh, and suicide_jockey, if you really want some Real Heavy Metal.. there's only ManOwaR, Judas Priest, even todays Hammerfall. All of them are pure Heavy Metal, both by style and music. (And yes, more "power" in Hammerfall's earlier records.) Tight clothes, leather and enormous steel thingies all over the place..

[suicide_jockey]

yes i have heard of these bands, and they are all very good.

and

Is it gay to touch your own willy?

Is if gay to touch another man's willy?

Is it gay to give another man a blowjob?

Is it gay to get a blowjob from a man?

Is it then gay to give yourself a blowjob?

i would say

isnt gay to touch yourself, everyone does it imsure

and i would say its gay to touch another mans willy for no reason unless your getting paid

its definently gay to give another guy a blow job, unless your in the move, Team America

i wouldnt say ots gay to get head from another guy its just worng!

and i dont know bout the own blow job, its just weird.

[Rockerjunkie817]

to suicide_jockey: So from what you say, its ok to get head from anouther man..... unless you ment to type something else like i did.

Metallica2904: Heya james, instead of taking a cock down your throat, try a shotgun.

[bruner_james]

there be more then one james on this forum. try to be more specifc lol even though you did say Metallica2904:

[Deep_Blue]

Aye. Ye be right. This thread has henceforth gone down the proverbial crapper, now hasn't it?

To whomever was tellin' me about mom and Elvis (Shaboom) (Yeah, any time ya mention Elvis there's just gotta be a (Shaboom) in there somewheres....'s just natch) REAL punk rules. I can make better noise than half of these so called "punk" bands today by firing up my 455 with sand in the crankcase and pissin' on the spark plugs. AND PEOPLE MIGHT PAY TO SEE THAT!

[Metallica2904]

ohh man...damn this thread...ive drank close to 2 gallons of coke today and now im really really shakey.....best buzz ive ever had tho....man im sooo shakey right now its not funny...and i got this feeling in ma gut that my stomach is gonna explode...thanks alot guys. man i wish i wouldnta done all that coke lol

[TheJabMan]

I keep a 2L in the fridge at all times... and gram on me on weekends

[suicide_jockey]

im not a real fan of coke, but this has gotten me to keep a 30oz bottle of dr.pepper in my refrigerator at all times!

[ApeX__]

i've never drunk a cock b4 (nor will i ever), im sure you can all tell us how it taste eh Rocker Junkie?

"instead of lunch i drank a cock"

you will always be remeberd as "the cock drinker"

btw, what was with you flaming on james for? it wasnt cool nor funny

[Metallica2904]

read it again....he was talking to me...i am also a james

[TheJabMan]

You people and your cock loving, Im sure you all have your cravings, but this was meant to be about the beverage, or the drug.

Hmm, now someones going to tell me they snort cock.

[Deep_Blue]

Sez Jabbie:"Hmm, now someones going to tell me they snort cock."

Heh. The mental picture I just got. Now I gotta take ma brain out an' wash it in turpentine.

[Evil Blarg]

The guy with the skull avatar said:

Hmm, now someones going to tell me they snort cock.

That's more or less possible. If I try real hard I can get access to a homevid once made back when I was still doing coke.

Eh wait, before you all start. It involved a girl.

According to DB, in another post:

To whomever was tellin' me about mom and Elvis (Shaboom) (Yeah, any time ya mention Elvis there's just gotta be a (Shaboom) in there somewheres....'s just natch) REAL punk rules.

That reminds me. Motörhead's heavy metal with punk roots. Motörhead's fronted by Lemmy, Lemmy's a big Elvis (shaboom!) fan, Lemmy has put out a very very very rare Elvis (shaboom... Hmm, I dunno) cover CD. If you ever run into it, lemme know.

But wait! There's more!

I can make better noise than half of these so called "punk" bands today by firing up my 455 with sand in the crankcase and pissin' on the spark plugs. AND PEOPLE MIGHT PAY TO SEE THAT!

Only if you can guarantee fireworks and a barbeque.

Seriously though. This also reminds me.

There's a band which I don't remeber what it's called and they have a CD out which starts with a song called "Harleylujah". It's a song with a rhythym section that consists of some minor drums, bass and a stationary running Harley Davidson Fat Boy.

Once again, if you come across that let me know. Even more than the Lemmy-thing.

[Deep_Blue]

AAAIIEEE!

[suicide_jockey]

hmmm... thats real strange

[ApeX__]

hey Metallica2904, nice Avitar... thats Hedi Klum's rack, i used to have here full sized poster on my

wall,... maybe some one should start up a "hot chick" post, and only post pictures of lovly ladys

(NO porn)

[Rockerjunkie817]

apex: first off all i dont like you or your smart ass immature remarks, and i would like to see you get killed. So why dont you go impale yourself with a large stick and die gurgaling in your own blood and urine.

Deep Blue: i dont know about you, you just come off as some gay mother fucking hillbilly who will end up getting hooked up with a trucker named jim and having lots of gay sex. And no your not a real biker, real bikers ride harleys. Harley hardtails not no piece of shit kawasaki, and learn some basic fucking typing skills and some goddamn english mother fucking hick.

Jockey: The only time im gay is when im fucking you in the ass... And im going to rip out your fucking eyes and skull fuck you, why? because your a dumbass.

Kitteh: Fucking fat fuck, i bet you love fat fucks like your old avatar You self-righteous fuck

Autopilet: i dont know who the hell you are but fuck you nigger....damn wanker

Tony: you have bad taste in music, and your fucking cowgod, cant stand you because you piss me off and your from fucking england you incest loving bastard.

all of you above give me a reason not to rip your fucking face off

Alan: i actually kinda liked you, you are neat

[Metallica2904]

....and on that note...who is up for another coke?

[ApeX__]

apex: first off all i dont like you or your smart ass immature remarks, and i would like to see you get killed. So why dont you go impale yourself with a large stick and die gurgaling in your own blood and urine.

i wouldnt mind seeing my self get killed either, why dont you come and do it for me? cock drinker

@D_B, Tony & Kitteh... and anyone else he pointed his "stupid" gun at

pay no attention to the stupidity, it flows at random i suppose (not you RM )

so just let it flow over, ban his IP and be happy lol

Alan: i actually kinda liked you, you are neat

OMG Alan Run!! he wants to drink your cock!!!

[TheJabMan]

Along the terms of sexual lines, aye... never I've had girlies do them off me chest, and Ive done them various places on em. Ah drugs, sigh.

[suicide_jockey]

ha ha ha, speaking of immatureness! this cracks me up. some people get mad of some stupid stuff, i think junkie kid is actully the one that is immature here. is Rockerjunkie gonna be alright, or do you want me to get your bottle? i better get your bottle. just cause you drink cock doesnt mean you need to take it out on us.

@ DB: i honestly think you should ban this guy, normal people wouldnt want assholes like this runnin round here.

[Rockerjunkie817]

i think i did my job and upset apex, the bastard.

jockey, like i said the only time im gay is when i am fucking you in the ass

[suicide_jockey]

he he, omg, i dont even know you, never seen you, and dont even live close to you, i think you are thinkin of someone lese perhaps. yes you must be.

well besides fucking one of your buddies in the ass, the only time you are gay is probably when you drink his cock, wouldnt you say?

and i dont think you upset apex, you just showed him how immature you are

[ApeX__]

and i dont think you upset apex, you just showed him how immature you are

Precisely!

lol, cock drinker

[random_monkey]

Aww, I never got any hate

[ApeX__]

Aww, I never got any hate

just make a remark about his "cock drinking" and you'll be in for sure!

[Junkpile]

Aww, I never got any hate

Fine! I declare it to be "Hate the Monkey Week" starting now. So, everyone give the Monkey your hate... Just don't spank him! I'm pretty sure that he'd like that! Just kidding...

@ Rockerjunkie817; Man... I thought that I had a bad attitude & took things way too personally... Dude, you need some serious . Especially going after a Board Admin like that for something that was just a joke! I might take most of the crap on here way too seriously most of the time. But, I could even tell that all of that was meant as a joke. Are you seriously that insecure with your own masculinity??? Ahhhh, Never mind. I'm pretty sure that I'm just wasting my time on you...

[Rockerjunkie817]

well, actually i feel much better because i cut my cats front legs off to watch it suffer. it ended up dieing though. And if apex knows so much about drinking cock why dont you explain to me what it means because you are oviously to stupid to realize that it was a typo. Oh and junkpile, your an idiot i forgot to insult you, i read your posts and always hear you complaining like a little girl, and i herd about when you got upset and deleted all of your carma stuff or something...bastard so there ya go cockpile you moron

[Junkpile]

bastard so there ya go cockpile you moron

Hmmm... That was uncalled for. But, thanks for showing us all what you're really made of, my friend. Good luck in the future.

Obviously, you didn't pay attention to what Beast had to say;

Next person to start a flamewar for no reason WILL suffer consenquences. I don't care who you are.

Or, you just don't care. Either way, Sayonara!

[TheJabMan]

Im gonna pull out that fucking monkeys intestines out it's ass with a coat hanger and choke whats left of it's life out of it.

Happy?

[Beast]

He has been warned about his attitude. That's the first step to getting banned.