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Checking who's online

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it takes time to find the perfect elvis / appliance pic!!

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He was so def at checking who's online, that they tried to lock him up, throw his ass in the slamma'...but as you can see, no jail could hold 'em?!?!

CHECKING WHO'S ONLINE!!!! (with authority?!)
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on fuckin' line, baby!

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Hello! Now thats what I'm talkin about! That there's a quality Elvis pic! Look how everyone notices when he enters the room, even the guy with the hand held video camera? Excellent Craftsman bench grinder too! Anyhoo as reward/punnishment for these fine pics you get this:

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and this:

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(includes tongue cleaner!!)

I also enjoy long walks in the basement and Checking who's online.. :supermad:

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Checking who's online!! Must NEVER stop Checking who's online!!!!!! :supermad: :supermad: :supermad:

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Imagine if someone was online and you weren't there to see it!!! That's every parent's worst fear?!!!!!!! :yingyang: :supermad:

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checking whos online can be achieved faster and more effeciant by changing the settings in your internet properties so that its your start page like so:

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you should also note that my computer wall paper is a screen shot of the checking whos online page for those times i am not able to be checking online :confused:, so that it feels as if i am.. as i just feel so empty when not knowing who might be online.

oh and:

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"All Checking who's online and no Checking who's online makes leopold a Checking who's online." :supermad:

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(#carmageddon still sucks! :tongue: )
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Hello! Exactly! An elvis statue/decanter...thing!! Thats like the holy grail of Checking who's online !! You can drink your favourite liquid from it and it looks bitchin' in any home!

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Look at him go!

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See if you can guess the link between these two pictures! I think you'll be pleasantly surprised!

All this goes nicely with a hot tub of Checking who's online! Damnit! :supermad:

(And yes, #carmageddon is a boring suckfest of blandness they ban you for Checking who's online! Friggin fascists!)
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Do you mind me taking part in this?

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heh! nothing says 'checking who's online' like a poppin' kiddie blender of sorts!? :smile: :crazy:



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A tad hefty, but I think this expresses it perfectly.

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HAHA OMG I NEVR KNO WUT 2 PUT IN THIS THINGS!!11 LOLZ!111 OMG FUXXORZ IM BAD AT HTIS
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Hello! Hmm, actually I dont see the relation. Thats neither Elvis nor an appliance! Get with the program! :supermad:

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This message was brought to you by: "Checking who's online" !!!! :supermad:
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Checking who's online! :supermad:
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Checking who's online!

Oh, and Autopilot, I actualy own one of these:

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Checking who's online

Checking who's online :crazy:
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whos online...

Me (Kruszchev if ya didnt understand :grin:)

and Dark Angel...

and someone whos anonymus

so now ya know that :smile:

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as you can see, to properly check who is indeed online, you must remove the 2 phillips screws!!
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Chrysler FIREpower:) crashoc
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Hello! Fantastic! Great work by all involved, it's only a matter of time now......!! Slayer: I had no idea about removing the screws! Here I was setting it to Heavy Tumble dry for 40 minutes! I still knew who was online but it was slower! Knowing is half the battle?

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He may have died fat and on the crapper but... You can bet she was online!? :supermad:

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BEHOLD!! The 1952 Kelvinator Food-O-Rama!! That f*cker Checks who's online like a sonovabitch!!

I'm also Checking who's online!! :thumbsup: :supermad: :mad: :crazy:
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Checking who's online!

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who in the name of god is online!!??

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Chrysler FIREpower:) crashoc
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Hello! Who is online? Exactly the question! This guy, for example is online!

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Thats everything in one!! Elvis (hair) and appliance!! (hair) This was brought to you by Checking who's online!! :supermad:

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these two guys are online...the one in the center is the DEFinition of online!!!

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oh yeah, and....

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nothing like stayin' toasty warm while checking who's online during those long cold winter nights.
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Hello! Outstanding Kicker, I know those two guys! They're bastards but are truly online!

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It's buy one get one free morning!!! :supermad:

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check this out! this guy is so online he has to duck and cover!!

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and one more little item...

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whew! is it hot in here, or am i just checking who's online?!/ :supercrazy:
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(Checking who's online!!) :supermad: x3

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Hello! Checking who's online here! nice Bus Econo, reminds me of mine, I miss it!! :sad:

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Note the "Checking who's online" dial!! Coincidence? Nope! :supermad: :mad: :supermad:
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why can't we all just check who's online? :sleep: :supermad:
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Hello! Damn straight! Noone tells a Navy man when he's had enough to drink and noone will tell me when I've had enough Checking who's online!!

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And HERE we have a picture of Da King WITHOUT his prosthetic hand! See? It's just a stump! New facts are discovered daily! :suicide: :supermad: :mad: :argue: :thumbsdown: goddamned homeless....
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For Checking who's online in the morning!

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Speaks for itself:

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Hello! That's incredible, real proof! See, he's holding a 1960's computer there! it was just made of paper?! Here he is during a typical high school day, I'd figure he'd get beaten up alot dressed like that..

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Of course I was Checking who's online during the incident.. :supermad: :supermad:
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Wha- That is just the perfect example of efficiency, Auto.

Someday I can only hope to achieve such a high level of "who's-online-checking-ness".. (Shit, I need a belt and a smoke after that one..:) )

I'll be back later to check who's online...
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Damn Slayer! Two Phillips screws! Who'da thunk! Here I been turnin' it upside down all this time to check who's online! Bastard's heavy dontcha know....
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Hello!

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Notice the maddening look!! A split second after that pic was taken he killed the photographer with his guitar!!! It's a fact!! Checking who's online!!! :rockon:
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He is *so* checking who's online
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