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Sex in multiplayer
- Takeshi666
- turbo bastard
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Sex in multiplayer
(this thread is meant to be a joke and should not be taken seriously)
Over 2000 years ago, sex had been presented in many of it's forms, especially in multiplayer. Back then, it was everyday to play this wonderful game not only against opposite sex, but members of same sex and even animals. When there was no opponents available, many had to satisfy thier gaming needs in single player mode. When christinaity took over with their own values, only tournament mode was allowed and even then, only with a member of opposite gender, and same one for the rest of your life. Multiplayer with more than two players and even single player mode were banned until this day. Today, multiplayer with more than one opponent is no longer forbidden, and even single player has once again become in fashion. There are cases where tournament mode with paid opponent is illegal. However, multiplayer with animals and children is still a taboo/crime.
(OK, it's lame. Leave me alone.)
Over 2000 years ago, sex had been presented in many of it's forms, especially in multiplayer. Back then, it was everyday to play this wonderful game not only against opposite sex, but members of same sex and even animals. When there was no opponents available, many had to satisfy thier gaming needs in single player mode. When christinaity took over with their own values, only tournament mode was allowed and even then, only with a member of opposite gender, and same one for the rest of your life. Multiplayer with more than two players and even single player mode were banned until this day. Today, multiplayer with more than one opponent is no longer forbidden, and even single player has once again become in fashion. There are cases where tournament mode with paid opponent is illegal. However, multiplayer with animals and children is still a taboo/crime.
(OK, it's lame. Leave me alone.)
Re: Sex in multiplayer
Heya, Takeshi...ya wanna sell me about a pound of whatever it is ya hadda smoke to come up with that post? Sounds better than the stuff I been smokin'...*bleeaah!*
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- Takeshi666
- turbo bastard
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- Joined: Mon Oct 16, 2000 11:03 am
Re: Sex in multiplayer
...beer? Want beer. It's...cold. Foamy. Mmmm...tasty. *drags his fingers across the computer screen* Want music. Colours...people...want people. Want beer.
- Savage-Elve
- road raged psycho
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Re: Sex in multiplayer
What about game editing ? You didn't say a word about that.
[ October 04, 2002: Message edited by: Savage-Elve ]
[ October 04, 2002: Message edited by: Savage-Elve ]
Don't shoot me, i'm just the piano player.
Re: Sex in multiplayer
OK, if it's editable well then that's diff'rent...
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- Takeshi666
- turbo bastard
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Re: Sex in multiplayer
If you want to know about game editing, you should read Austin Powers's "Swedish penis enlarger and me, PS: This sort of thing is my bag, baby!".
- Savage-Elve
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Re: Sex in multiplayer
Don't shoot me, i'm just the piano player.
Re: Sex in multiplayer
in reply to takeshi's original post: hey, different stokes for different folks, catch my drift?
Re: Sex in multiplayer
Oh, OK Tak, But I don't need no steenking penis enlarger and I still think Austin Powers is the gayest freak I ever heard of.
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