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Okay Im Making a Carma 2 Story.

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Okay Im Making a Carma 2 Story.

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Here Goes.It was 1994.Carmageddon was the craze.It was the most scariest sport ever.I was Dr.Funk.The Master of Carmageddon.I drove a Hevey Chevy.In 1994 I was supended for killing a teamate.Now I cant live with myself.Im tired and sick of myself.So im walking down a muddy path and I see my car in a junkyard.I wonder to myself......

To be Contenuted.

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uhhh...what?

By the way, it was 1997.
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.......I wonder to myself, what's the point of it all?

I grabbed a couple beers, got a little stink-o, and I went out driving and accidentally won the Olympics somehow. Then...
HAHA OMG I NEVR KNO WUT 2 PUT IN THIS THINGS!!11 LOLZ!111 OMG FUXXORZ IM BAD AT HTIS
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lol! :smile:

... I realized I was telling my story in Carmageddon 1 / Carmageddon 2 Editing Forum, which wasn't exactly the brightest thing to do! :grin:

Guess the new forum name doesn't help at all?! :crazy:
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Still...

There might be an idea to steal for me...

(Don't worry dude, I haven't actually finished a story since 2002 and I spend too much time playing videogames.)
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And then I magically fell in love with a spare tire and made sweet love all through the night until I realized it was a tire.
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At which point, I made even more love to the tire throughout the day.
HAHA OMG I NEVR KNO WUT 2 PUT IN THIS THINGS!!11 LOLZ!111 OMG FUXXORZ IM BAD AT HTIS
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At which point I became attached to the tire and made more love to it.
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when people starting posting things like this you know people have alot of time on their hands :rofl:
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at somepoint the tire became pregnant and gave brith to puppys!
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Puppies who all became roadkill?
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Roadkill because of FOUR TIRES!
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at somepoint the tire became pregnant and gave brith to puppys!


Uh, those would be called "O-rings", no?
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