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These last years, the CWA Board assimilated what was archived from many old Carmageddon forums, including the whole of the Official Carmageddon.com Forums.
If you wish to merge any previous account you might have had with your new or existing CWA account, don't hesitate to reach out to us !

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by TheJabMan
Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:11 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: This is canada's fault.
Replies: 17
Views: 4268

Re: This is canada's fault.

Problem Solved!

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Yarr if you think thats bad, don't be going up north in winter. Up to your armpits last year, I shit ye not... of course that makes it impossible to snowmobile because the machine just sinks when you gas it :tongue:
by TheJabMan
Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:00 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Vehicle Suggestions
Replies: 13
Views: 2136

Re: Vehicle Suggestions

I liked the Edsel, thing looked beastly.

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Weren't slow cars either.
by TheJabMan
Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:17 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: !!
Replies: 6
Views: 1293

Re: !!

You fucking ass, now I want Burger King...
by TheJabMan
Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:03 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: I is in a ditch darnit! (Rant and help)
Replies: 8
Views: 1763

Re: I is in a ditch darnit! (Rant and help)

<t>Fuck yeah, I got kicked out of my house at 17.<br/> <br/> I've managed to scrape together a place, 2 computers, a car, and other luxuries... <br/> <br/> ...not that I can afford to have the fucking thing on the road.<br/> <br/> The most money my parent has spent on me at one time is 500 bucks for...
by TheJabMan
Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:22 am
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Glidewrapper Replays
Replies: 4
Views: 2538

Re: Glidewrapper Replays

<t>I have a different issue, Im well familiar with FRAPS, it's just that...<br/> <br/> I can't use the C2 replay function for more than 3 minutes then it bluescreens and I have to restart the system.<br/> <br/> Happens on my old AMD +2500 with BFG 7600GS 512 AGP<br/> <br/> AND<br/> <br/> on my newer...
by TheJabMan
Thu Nov 22, 2007 5:22 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Fumes!
Replies: 46
Views: 9236

Re: Fumes!

Strangely enough, they have models at the Dominion where mom works?! (That'd be Loblaws to you I guess, I know you also have Dominions there, but ours are just Loblaws stores with Dominion signs out front?!! They even use the Loblaws logo, but turned upside down so it looks more like a D than an L!...
by TheJabMan
Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:25 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Fumes!
Replies: 46
Views: 9236

Re: Fumes!

And people wonder why I love Ford... they named a truck the Leige, I mean cmon!
by TheJabMan
Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:20 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: my new job
Replies: 5
Views: 1199

Re: my new job

You should build your own out of all the scraps...
by TheJabMan
Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:27 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: 'Direct Exhaust Injection! '
Replies: 4
Views: 1080

Re: 'Direct Exhaust Injection! '

That post is pure gold.
by TheJabMan
Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:25 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: London!
Replies: 17
Views: 2564

Re: London!

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Yarr, I drive the extended/tallest version of this for work... except its the Dodge rebagged one.

And the check engine light is on after only 9000km.
by TheJabMan
Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:11 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: More Arrow Paint Jobs
Replies: 20
Views: 3046

Re: More Arrow Paint Jobs

Paint it up like GoneInSixty's '73 Mach 1.

It's sort of got the shape.
by TheJabMan
Sun Sep 30, 2007 6:45 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Stranglehold
Replies: 1
Views: 945

Re: Stranglehold

Yarr, had to reinstall ye bastards.

by TheJabMan
Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:57 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Stranglehold
Replies: 1
Views: 945

Stranglehold

<t>So, I picked up stranglehold... and I rather like it, anyways along my adventures in messing with things one shouldent, I edited the .INI file in "Stranglehold\StrangleholdGame\Config\PC\Cooked" directory and now it will not start. So, anyone got Stranglehold the full game, not the demo? I need t...
by TheJabMan
Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:51 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Shadow Warrior Build
Replies: 6
Views: 1001

Re: Shadow Warrior Build

It'd probably be hard to find but, perhaps try an ISO, I know the CD versions came with the Editor.
by TheJabMan
Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:52 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Shadow Warrior Build
Replies: 6
Views: 1001

Re: Shadow Warrior Build

You should be able to use the build that came with Blood, as they both have the same features like fake room-over-room, see through water, and "3D" item sprites. I think you just have to tell it what DIR to look for. I might be wrong it's been a while since Ive dabbled with BUILD games. Al...
by TheJabMan
Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:06 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: crazy (the good kind) cars
Replies: 8
Views: 2086

Re: crazy (the good kind) cars

<t>doomandemol Where did you get that picture?<br/> <br/> Do you know who that is? lol... we used his image in one of our vids too.<br/> <br/> He's a City Counselor for Ward 17 (St.Clair Calidonia area) Toronto. Thats about 4 blocks from here.<br/> <br/> I think he looks like a crazed used car sales...
by TheJabMan
Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:32 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Death Race 2008
Replies: 12
Views: 3777

Re: Death Race 2008

Semi-related...

Ok not to the new movie, but some of you metal liking people might get a kick out of an old 80's song.

It's called Deathrace and its by Razor

Its amusing enough, much mentions of speed explosions and fire.
by TheJabMan
Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:41 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Colin McRae DiRT - best damage modeling ever?
Replies: 12
Views: 3487

Re: Colin McRae DiRT - best damage modeling ever?

The Rig vs Cars is wicked lol...

You wouldent happen to know how to make any track playable in any car class would you?
by TheJabMan
Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:45 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Colin McRae DiRT - best damage modeling ever?
Replies: 12
Views: 3487

Re: Colin McRae DiRT - best damage modeling ever?

<r>I built my new system the other day... more or less for this game <E>:tongue:</E><br/> <br/> Middle of the road comp.<br/> <br/> Duo Core E6550 4mb cache<br/> <br/> 2 gig 6400 OCZ gaming mem<br/> <br/> 320gb Seagate 16mb cache<br/> <br/> Asus SLI mobo<br/> <br/> Radeon X1950-Pro 512 DDR3<br/> <br...
by TheJabMan
Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:26 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Files lost
Replies: 3
Views: 1263

Re: Files lost

There are progs you can get to recover, even demos that will help.. if its not physically messed to hell.

I had one go down, but managed to salvage all the lost Landpirates stuff using one of said apps.

I however cannot remember the name...
by TheJabMan
Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:23 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Time for a new c2 video contest(!)(?)
Replies: 36
Views: 9813

Re: Time for a new c2 video contest(!)(?)

I can't :sad:

If I try to record with fraps in C2 it rapes my video card drivers, no idea why...did it with my old ATI as well. It'll just give me a BSOD
by TheJabMan
Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:21 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: One more on Youtube
Replies: 10
Views: 1811

Re: One more on Youtube

The only issue I have with setting the grav like that is things like the 86 LTD nails the crap out of curbs.
by TheJabMan
Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:11 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: My C2 movie on Youtube
Replies: 8
Views: 2240

Re: My C2 movie on Youtube

<t>It almost looks like you've got a custom shader... like Econo's Taxi was all nicely shaded and such.<br/> <br/> Also, as far as the physics go could you PM the text from your GENERAL.TXT ?<br/> <br/> I just have my grav set a little higher, but it seems you've gone all out on it.<br/> <br/> Also ...
by TheJabMan
Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:39 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Real Life Carmageddon? Possibly not as fun as it sounds.
Replies: 16
Views: 4126

Re: Real Life Carmageddon? Possibly not as fun as it sounds.

I think it was the two feathers at the fucked up angle by its tail that made me think rooster. :tongue:
by TheJabMan
Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:31 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Real Life Carmageddon? Possibly not as fun as it sounds.
Replies: 16
Views: 4126

Re: Real Life Carmageddon? Possibly not as fun as it sounds.

I doubt a place based on the principle of cars vs living things will mind you running over someones rooster. Speaking of roadkill... http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8382/blatrc5.jpg This would have been way better if filmed from the front, theres always next time I guess. The "baby" is ...
by TheJabMan
Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:23 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: DESKTOP OF THE MONTH.
Replies: 37
Views: 8810

Re: TRUSH

Darkside rocks, as does Yellowjacket!
by TheJabMan
Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:22 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: DESKTOP OF THE MONTH.
Replies: 37
Views: 8810

Re: TRUSH

Is that dash from an old PC game from the now defunct "GameTek" called Quarantine?

I used to love that game, and messing with cars on the freeway and such.
by TheJabMan
Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:15 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: DESKTOP OF THE MONTH.
Replies: 37
Views: 8810

Re: DESKTOP OF THE MONTH.

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And so it shall remain as desktop till the insurance gets sorted.
by TheJabMan
Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:00 am
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: New Map: The Great Temple
Replies: 4
Views: 2024

Re: New Map: The Great Temple

Used the textures from Blood I sees!
by TheJabMan
Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:24 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Hyundai Continental
Replies: 2
Views: 913

Re: Hyundai Continental

Maybe it's to prevent auto theft, lol.
by TheJabMan
Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:44 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: GTA fakers.. I got bored...
Replies: 8
Views: 2066

Re: GTA fakers.. I got bored...

Very very slight chance that it's Driver 4 Parallel Lines, it came out for PC on the 26th, finally.
by TheJabMan
Sun Jul 01, 2007 8:43 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: GTA fakers.. I got bored...
Replies: 8
Views: 2066

Re: GTA fakers.. I got bored...

Ford Taurus in GT4? Traffic I'm gonna guess... I couldent see much point in racing with a Dodge 1500 either.
by TheJabMan
Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:22 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Buried car gets unearthed today...
Replies: 13
Views: 4135

Re: Buried car gets unearthed today...

<t>I cant recall the title, I think it was a Corvette?<br/> <br/> The coach or principal of the school used to be some badass racer, he put his racing aside and burried the car under the field, then a few years later some noob loses his car in a race against some asshat and they dig it up, fix it up...
by TheJabMan
Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:56 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Colin McRae DiRT - best damage modeling ever?
Replies: 12
Views: 3487

Re: Colin McRae DiRT - best damage modeling ever?

It's great that alot of new racing games are showing up with really nice damage in the near future, I plan on getting Dirt, and when it comes out, NFS Pro Street.