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These last years, the CWA Board assimilated what was archived from many old Carmageddon forums, including the whole of the Official Carmageddon.com Forums.
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by Hairba11
Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:14 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Wanna see something crappy???
Replies: 10
Views: 2989

Re: Wanna see something crappy???

<t>yeah, I think the netting was leftover plastic gauze. like the crap they make shower poofs and tutus and barbie fashion accessories with. it was $1.00 a yard, and an ex-GF bought a yard or 12 for making petticoats for something and I swiped a scrap<br/> <br/> I spray painted it flat black, then u...
by Hairba11
Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:42 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Wanna see something crappy???
Replies: 10
Views: 2989

Re: Wanna see something crappy???

do a 50-50 mix of thinner and flat black, testors has a rust color also. any piece of rusted metal and a wire wheel will work, then give the model a spray of matte clear, and wirewheel the rusted metal beside it and onto it. works on some stuff here's one I did http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q21...
by Hairba11
Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:21 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Heavy Metal/Classic Rock/Punk Thread
Replies: 21
Views: 4905

Re: Heavy Metal/Classic Rock/Punk Thread

<t>OK, I'm looking for music.<br/> <br/> I am trying to find fast, obnoxious, loud music<br/> <br/> that isn't just white and whiny, or black and whiny<br/> <br/> and isn't just a bunch of screaming white boys. (jet pilot comes to mind)<br/> <br/> kid rock is usually good<br/> <br/> beastie boys ear...
by Hairba11
Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:17 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Death Race 2000
Replies: 12
Views: 3369

Re: Death Race 2000

<t>I like the original, just the right amount of 70's cheesy, car chases, stuff blowing up, boobies.<br/> <br/> well, it could have used more boobies,<br/> <br/> but I think it is outright hilarious.<br/> <br/> "our enemy, the french"<br/> <br/> "What's that?"<br/> <br/> "Its a hand grenade." get it...
by Hairba11
Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:30 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Maxine's Porsche 914
Replies: 12
Views: 3105

Re: Maxine's Porsche 914

<r>you're good to me.<br/> <br/> thanks.<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> :edit: oh, that timmeh, for some reason I didn't think it at all odd that you knew my name is Tim. <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> GIS for mad maxine <E>:crazy:</E><br/> <br/> [image]<URL url="http://www.skankgame.com/Galleries/IMAG027A.JPG">ht...
by Hairba11
Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:24 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: drifter project
Replies: 4
Views: 1189

Re: drifter project

<t>nice. I have gotten a couple of cars to slide around a corner, usually it just starts to look that good when it runs into something.<br/> <br/> the video was fun to watch too.<br/> <br/> did you decrease the minimum turning circle to get the car to turn tighter?<br/> <br/> maybe moving the downfo...
by Hairba11
Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:02 am
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: drifter project
Replies: 4
Views: 1189

Re: drifter project

looks cool.

and to think, I keep cranking up the traction multiplier, and fractional reduction in friction to get the cars to corner on rails, or at least on two wheels.
by Hairba11
Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:04 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Maxine's Porsche 914
Replies: 12
Views: 3105

Re: Maxine's Porsche 914

I will love you forever if you can make me a green one to replace mine.

yeah, this sucked

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by Hairba11
Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:59 am
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Small gift for y'all
Replies: 13
Views: 4490

Re: Small gift for y'all

that was kinda neat. I hadn't see some of them before.

it was interesting comparing how the models and drivernames lined up.
by Hairba11
Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:22 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Maxines Box Of Shit
Replies: 12
Views: 3015

Re: Maxines Kasumi Ped

now if only you could get the same motion on the ped as in the .gif maxine has :grin:
by Hairba11
Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:42 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: The Eagle-3 Paper Model is here!!!
Replies: 48
Views: 10992

Re: The Eagle-3 Paper Model is here!!!

<t>I liked the white flaps. <br/> <br/> maybe others can visualize it better, but my first eagle was a disaster. I find it looks more confusing than it is not knowing what folds under, and what gets seen.<br/> <br/> If i'm the only one, don't worry about it, I've barely had enough time to get one fe...
by Hairba11
Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:02 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: The Eagle-3 Paper Model is here!!!
Replies: 48
Views: 10992

Re: The Eagle-3 Paper Model is here!!!

<t>this is cool, printed it out last night.<br/> <br/> I'd love to see pitbull's towmeister<br/> <br/> or the screwie lewie2<br/> <br/> and otis p jivefunks fat cat caddy.<br/> <br/> I think those were the cars I put the most miles in<br/> <br/> of course most of them are splatpack/c1<br/> <br/> thu...
by Hairba11
Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:01 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: The Eagle-3 Paper Model is here!!!
Replies: 48
Views: 10992

Re: The Eagle-3 Paper Model is here!!!

waiting for the printer to warm up....
by Hairba11
Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:18 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: coleccionism!
Replies: 6
Views: 1671

Re: coleccionism!

<t>I collect model cars<br/> <br/> 1:18 scale diecast I keep in the boxes. ~40<br/> <br/> 1:24 plastic models I put together ~120<br/> <br/> I also build 1:12 and 1:10 radio control trucks and drive the snot out of them.<br/> <br/> Sometimes I game a little. but it is so hard to find a game you can ...
by Hairba11
Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:11 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: happy Birthday...
Replies: 15
Views: 2134

Re: happy Birthday...

Cake!

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by Hairba11
Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:32 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Know your nerds...
Replies: 24
Views: 4426

Re: Know your nerds...

I love texas.

standing in a pool, wearing a cowboy hat, smoking a cigar, drinking a beer, while shooting a pistol at the empty beer cans,

all in the comfort of your friends back yard.

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by Hairba11
Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:22 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: happy Birthday...
Replies: 15
Views: 2134

Re: happy Birthday...

ha, i'm 2 days older than you.

22 for a few years running. I stick with what works.
by Hairba11
Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:05 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: C2 Garage
Replies: 33
Views: 5286

Re: C2 Garage

<t>this is sounding very cool. I'm going to have to get carma running again.driving around gta san andreas is fun for only so long.<br/> <br/> I like the idea of being able to set up car packs.<br/> <br/> fill up 30 slots of:<br/> <br/> muscle cars<br/> <br/> hoopties<br/> <br/> big trucks<br/> <br/...
by Hairba11
Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:36 am
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: The Dukes of Hazzard - Carmageddon 2 Style
Replies: 10
Views: 2648

Re: The Dukes of Hazzard - Carmageddon 2 Style

still waiting for bass hog's caddy. 76 eldog, white on white on white.
by Hairba11
Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:41 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Derby Question
Replies: 2
Views: 809

Re: Derby Question

exactly,

you can see the fire when it happens,

you can get a fire extinguisher in through the top,

and when the radiator is smashed flat, you can still get air into the engine and let some heat out from under the hood.
by Hairba11
Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:09 pm
Forum: S.o.D./Banger's Forum
Topic: Something else to make the SoD Guys happy?
Replies: 31
Views: 17096

Re: Something else to make the SoD Guys happy?

Looks bloody well spot on compared to the robin races clip. except for not shattering.

needs to throw out a lot of body colored sparks when contact or sliding to give the right impression.

dunno how much work that is
by Hairba11
Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:44 am
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Max number of cars possible in C2?
Replies: 25
Views: 4198

Re: Max number of cars possible in C2?

<t>on a 800mHz box, running Win98se with 128 meg of ram, i was able to carry 134 opponents before it got wonky<br/> <br/> when I went to 256 meg of ram and WinXP on the same box, the max I could have was 32 before crashiness.<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> now I'm on a new 64 bit machine, and haven't got it...
by Hairba11
Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:30 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: fosters beer box
Replies: 8
Views: 1588

Re: fosters beer box

dang, where do you get 15pks

all I can find in St. Louis is 12 packs,

then again I do drink the bitters (green can)
by Hairba11
Sat Aug 02, 2008 11:19 am
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Fostershomr for imaginary uh... peds.
Replies: 8
Views: 2173

Re: Fostershomr for imaginary uh... peds.

That is freaking awesome.

give eduardo the elephant properties

Wilt would be a shoe-it for stick insects proportions

Coco, co cococo co coco co co cocococo?
by Hairba11
Sat Aug 02, 2008 11:08 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Care to help an old C2 addict play this game once again?
Replies: 4
Views: 1879

Re: Care to help an old C2 addict play this game once again?

or for about $50 you can get an old computer with monitor and run the game in all its original glory without worry.
by Hairba11
Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:25 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: A result of bordem
Replies: 8
Views: 1611

Re: A result of bordem

always worry when maxine gets bored :grin:



Looks pretty good given the models you started with

I always liked the purple piledriver, one of the better handling C2 cars.

properly edited it could do some damage too.
by Hairba11
Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:47 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Favorite Carmageddon Tracks
Replies: 7
Views: 1360

Re: Favorite Carmageddon Tracks

C1: blood on the rooftops was fun

Splat: the one with the loop and all the cows that would schitte themselves right before you smoked them.

C2: I like max's end of town/junkyard
by Hairba11
Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:38 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Seaview Dunes
Replies: 9
Views: 1602

Re: Seaview Dunes

I think I'd like TDR better if the game ran faster. the physucks were so slow, and the vehicles unweildy I'd get frustrated trying to play it and go back to carma2
by Hairba11
Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:52 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: My car: RIP
Replies: 7
Views: 1998

Re: My car: RIP

yeah, but it only caught fire after they flipped it back over when they got me out.
by Hairba11
Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:47 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Someone should make this mod!
Replies: 7
Views: 1542

Re: Someone should make this mod!

I vaguely remember from splat pack and extra squelching noise when you rehit a downed corpse. especially the cows in the level with the loop-de-loop
by Hairba11
Sun Jun 22, 2008 11:21 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Stone Temple Pileup
Replies: 36
Views: 4819

Re: Stone Temple Pileup

Although you have to admit, 90 ton death toboggan has a nice ring to it....
by Hairba11
Sun Jun 22, 2008 11:19 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: My car: RIP
Replies: 7
Views: 1998

Re: My car: RIP

hey, at least you had parts to pull of yours. I have a scarred up shift knob left and a couple of titanium reinforced thighs left for souvineers of my beloved 914 always wanted one of these for carma, just to be able to hit the repair button. http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q217/hairba11/wagon/to...
by Hairba11
Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:07 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Women's Topless Soccer - for real
Replies: 3
Views: 2739

Re: Women's Topless Soccer - for real

just 'cause I feel like hooking a brother up, yo

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 297530.ece

click for slideshow.
by Hairba11
Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:39 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: Train! - another pointless model.
Replies: 27
Views: 5143

Re: Train! - another pointless model.

I just had a mental image of driving along hitting a powerup, and bam, Mutant tail train. links look like boxcars, the ball looks like a caboose Flopping around all over the place as you try to drag 40 tons of fun around.

made my morning.
by Hairba11
Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:53 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: I have ordered...
Replies: 16
Views: 3903

Re: I have ordered...

"Our enemy, the french!"