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These last years, the CWA Board assimilated what was archived from many old Carmageddon forums, including the whole of the Official Carmageddon.com Forums.
If you wish to merge any previous account you might have had with your new or existing CWA account, don't hesitate to reach out to us !

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by Evil Blarg
Sun Apr 18, 2010 10:05 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Who's active here (for LumberJack)
Replies: 74
Views: 31514

Re: Who's active here (for LumberJack)

Hey TTR. It has been a while indeed.

I'm talking PS3. Look for "Bakkerbaard". Mind you, I don't spend a lot of time online... Because I turn out to be a lousy gamer, in a worldwide perspective...
by Evil Blarg
Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:02 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Who's active here (for LumberJack)
Replies: 74
Views: 31514

Re: Who's active here (for LumberJack)

<r>Well, hello ladies.<br/> <br/> My last post may have actually been ten years back, but I recognize almost all the names in this thread. I suppose I can attribute the ones I don't remember to the aging process.<br/> <br/> I must admit that "active" may not be the word to describe my being here, bu...
by Evil Blarg
Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:47 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: CWABoard.com is back!
Replies: 10
Views: 5165

Re: CWABoard.com is back!

See now I remember checking back here some time earlier only to find nothing.

Well, welcome back then.

Seems the restart attracted some old friends too. :wink:
by Evil Blarg
Thu May 11, 2006 2:40 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: suicide door ciera???
Replies: 17
Views: 3807

Re: suicide door ciera???

Why do they call it "suicide doors" anyway? Scissor doors and wing doors are logical, but how is opening a door backwards suicidal?
by Evil Blarg
Thu May 11, 2006 2:38 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: 'Tom Cruise is planning to eat Katie Holmes' placenta'
Replies: 19
Views: 4356

Re: 'Tom Cruise is planning to eat Katie Holmes' placenta'

<t>It's a bastard thing to do of him anyway.<br/> <br/> Katie should have had it, actually. It had certain stuff, for which I don't know the right word (enzymes or something), in it she would have needed after delivering a child.<br/> <br/> Turns out, in Thai, or Indonesian or something "Suri" means...
by Evil Blarg
Thu May 11, 2006 2:30 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: be smart, don't customize a smart
Replies: 13
Views: 3497

Re: be smart, don't customize a smart

<t>You guys are a bit harsh.<br/> <br/> Gotta give the little guys a wee chance too. You know, Smarts are like car-leprechauns and all they want is to be cool like the big boys.<br/> <br/> Obviously being themselves isn't doing the trick for anyone else than blind housewives, so if you can make them...
by Evil Blarg
Thu May 11, 2006 2:26 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: May Desktops
Replies: 64
Views: 10250

Re: May Desktops

<t>Is it me, or is there a quality upgrade in most of your desktops? I haven't been checking in enough lately and it's more obvious if you skip a few months.<br/> <br/> I, myself, however, still have the same old thing. <br/> <br/> I'm hoping to score a new monitor somewhere somehow so I can start u...
by Evil Blarg
Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:16 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Miniature Crashies
Replies: 16
Views: 3671

Re: Miniature Crashies

fire is a good friend when u want to trash some miniature car... Unless, ofcourse, you wanna make a highway crash and set your room on fire. I spent six months big a black burnt spot on my carpet. Then another six months with a bare concrete square as my grandfather had cut out the burnt spot. My f...
by Evil Blarg
Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:12 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: The Great Outdoors
Replies: 27
Views: 4100

Re: The Great Outdoors

but from what i can tell its already forming some rather large buds with a purpleish collour.. Ehm... are you sure it's not just a thistle? :grin: theres male and female versions of the plant, one is the kind you can smoke and the other is just a plant I have my genders mixed up, I'm sure, but you ...
by Evil Blarg
Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:02 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Is it worth the pain?
Replies: 22
Views: 2768

Re: Is it worth the pain?

<t>Past April 4th I chalked up the tenth year with my girlfriend and I have come to this conclusion:<br/> <br/> Whatever it is, no woman's worth it.<br/> <br/> Ten years, twenty years, sixty... There will be a point you realise you shouldn't have said yes back then.<br/> <br/> Mind you, I probably w...
by Evil Blarg
Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:52 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: 'Tom Cruise is planning to eat Katie Holmes' placenta'
Replies: 19
Views: 4356

Re: 'Tom Cruise is planning to eat Katie Holmes' placenta'

holy fuck! im going to have night mares tonight. Fuck that. Expect a damn night-stallion! I figured there was something wrong with this guy when I heard he was into this whole scientology gig, then I saw him hop up and down on Oprah's seats, then the poor girl who clearly doesn't know what she's ge...
by Evil Blarg
Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:47 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: First car you ever drove??
Replies: 42
Views: 9150

Re: First car you ever drove??

I dunno yet, actually. I suspect it's gonna be '65 Shelby Mustang GT-350... But I've been wrong before.
by Evil Blarg
Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:20 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Driver 4
Replies: 13
Views: 3286

Re: Driver 4

I dunno what people's problem with Driver 2 is. It's Driver 1 with all new stuff and a two player mode. Capture The Flag's more fun than I had in a long time. Driv3r wasn't so much bad as it was a let-down. High Hopes, you know. Like Pink Floyd said. Ofcourse, attempted suicide can be attributed to ...
by Evil Blarg
Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:54 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: sloganizer
Replies: 23
Views: 4521

Re: sloganizer

Harr harr.

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Allright. I'll throw in me as well, but the porn thing was better.

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by Evil Blarg
Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:45 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Talk to god
Replies: 8
Views: 1973

Re: Talk to god

My suspicions have been confirmed: ME: Do you like Joan Osborne? [The chick from "What If God Was One Of Us", yeah?] GOD: I love horses. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Yes, Joan Osborne is a horse.
by Evil Blarg
Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:32 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: boo!
Replies: 9
Views: 2130

Re: boo!

<t>AAAH!<br/> <br/> Freaking son of a piss-cunt shit eeew icky spider bullshite.<br/> <br/> I don't care about this goatse nonsense, or gay-porn suprises, but these kind of picture should be labelled with a wee warning.<br/> <br/> I really dislike spiders.<br/> <br/> Except for George and Harry in t...
by Evil Blarg
Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:26 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: New Car
Replies: 20
Views: 5144

Re: New Car


nice car TTR i will smash it real soon
It's the kind of thing you can only hear at CWA that keeps me checking back.

:grin:
by Evil Blarg
Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:08 am
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Is anyone here aware...
Replies: 24
Views: 4632

Re: Is anyone here aware...

That old Mustang do-over kicked quite some stuff into gear, didn't it?

Nice to see some semi-recognizable faces coming back to the road.



Even if they won't be on Dutch roads...
by Evil Blarg
Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:00 am
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: 06 "mustang" Concept
Replies: 56
Views: 7927

Re: 06 "mustang" Concept

Nah, they're keeping me busy at work and I can't seem to access the CWA from there. Then by the time I get home I'm usually too beat to do anything sensible.
by Evil Blarg
Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:00 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Celebrity Face Recognition
Replies: 34
Views: 5718

Re: Celebrity Face Recognition

DB wondered: Alain Prost (whoever the hell that is) Peter Jackson (likewise) www.imdb.com Everyone who's ever been on TV's on there. Hell, even a of mine who starred in the graduation project of a wannabe director. [url=http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1169354/]Alain Prost is a Formula something driver, b...
by Evil Blarg
Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:48 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: the best of toyota
Replies: 88
Views: 11492

Re: the best of toyota


I'm Having an ORGANISM!
I saw that one. That chick actually kinda looked like Christina Applegate.
by Evil Blarg
Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:38 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: 06 "mustang" Concept
Replies: 56
Views: 7927

Re: 06 "mustang" Concept

Woah. It's pretty cool, all black like that.
by Evil Blarg
Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:56 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Celebrity Face Recognition
Replies: 34
Views: 5718

Re: Celebrity Face Recognition

However, "Hey baby, I'm a dead ringer for Angeline Jolie" doesn't quite work that good.
by Evil Blarg
Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:54 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Avatars
Replies: 16
Views: 2007

Re: Avatars

That's the only frog you can safely take drugs from.
by Evil Blarg
Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:47 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: 06 "mustang" Concept
Replies: 56
Views: 7927

Re: 06 "mustang" Concept

<t>Trez cool wallpaper!<br/> <br/> It's almost a shame that I've a theme going I wanna stick to for a while.<br/> <br/> Hey, while I'm at it, I don't know what you can do with that 3D thing you made this wallie of, but if possible could you also get me one from the front? You know, slightly to the s...
by Evil Blarg
Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:34 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Your Desk!
Replies: 27
Views: 3526

Re: Your Desk!

<r>Actually, I have no clue as to who Czerny is. <br/> <br/> All I know is that if I've got people coming over, some classic looking piece of sheet music is gonna be "lying around".<br/> <br/> <E>:grin:</E><br/> <br/> If you ever use public transport, take one of those books and read it. Cultures di...
by Evil Blarg
Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:31 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: January Desktops
Replies: 13
Views: 2041

Re: January Desktops

<t>I like Elendal's message thingy.<br/> <br/> "ouihu ggyg6578?"<br/> <br/> "iik kjo oolp%@#"<br/> <br/> "narfdioue llaks 12"<br/> <br/> "ppp ploss [p"<br/> <br/> "Hehe."<br/> <br/> And it means something!<br/> <br/> I still have the same desktop and I just closed the site that hosts it, so check th...
by Evil Blarg
Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:25 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Celebrity Face Recognition
Replies: 34
Views: 5718

Re: Celebrity Face Recognition

<t>Goddamn, I knew that AdR dude looked familiar. <br/> <br/> No wonder he comes up with those fine ass models all the time, he makes bikes for a living.<br/> <br/> Actually, he looks scaringly similar to an old high school buddy of mine, but I don't ave any pics of him (anymore). Dude went off to j...
by Evil Blarg
Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:21 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Desktops
Replies: 8
Views: 1536

Re: Desktops

DB, dude! That kicks so much arse I'm hurting all the way overseas. You have that in 1024 or higher? This one is for my audio login. I made a sperate one specifically to use as little resources as possible. It ain't working. This is an older desktop of mine. You know, if want your own studio, you go...
by Evil Blarg
Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:02 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Your Desk!
Replies: 27
Views: 3526

Re: Your Desk!

<r>Detroit, you pretentious fucker.<br/> <br/> That Czerny score book wasn't there by accident, was it?<br/> <br/> <E>:grin:</E><br/> <br/> For the record, soon as I find my desk I'll post a pic of it.<br/> <br/> I'm pretty sure it's some where below the keyboard, but the ginormous pile of shite kin...
by Evil Blarg
Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:57 pm
Forum: Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now
Topic: 06 "mustang" Concept
Replies: 56
Views: 7927

Re: 06 "mustang" Concept

There can never be enough Mustangs.
by Evil Blarg
Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:40 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: Celebrity Face Recognition
Replies: 34
Views: 5718

Re: Celebrity Face Recognition

This is the pic I uploaded . Notice the paleness. First match at 71% is, logically, Denzel Washington . Second at 70% is Jim Morrison . Better, yeah? Third I got, also 70%, The Godfather ! Other noteworthy entries are Sean Connery, Kirtsen Dunst and Sandra Bullock. I'd never leave the damn house if...
by Evil Blarg
Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:42 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: First Blood
Replies: 18
Views: 2934

Re: First Blood

Yah, seriously.

Pengiun's are the shiznitz.

Check this out: Penguins dig da phat beats.
by Evil Blarg
Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:37 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: i need with hacking lol
Replies: 14
Views: 3558

Re: i need with hacking lol

i take protecting my girl seriously and no one threatens her

No offense fella, but didn't you open this thread with asking if someone else could hack an IP for you?
by Evil Blarg
Sun Dec 25, 2005 10:06 pm
Forum: General Carmageddon and Rant Forum
Topic: First Blood
Replies: 18
Views: 2934

Re: First Blood

I nearly got hospitalized once when I frantically swerved onto the road with my bicycle to avoid killing a mother duck and a bunch of little ones.

Damn duck had the audacity to shoot me an offended quack too.